When I traveled across the US and hit every tourist trap on the map – I would stop at Dairy Queen and get a chocolate covered cone. I got them mainly because they were cheap, sweet and delicious. I got so many I started to have conversations with them. They speak with an Arab accent by the way. I keel you you imperialist peeg. Do not savor my chocolaty sweetness or you weel die 10,000 diabetic deaths.
Chocolate Covered Cone Cartoon
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