I love neckbeards. They are neurotic and have autism, bad hygiene and pee in bottles but they are some of the best people on the internet. Neckbeard tech support geeks love ponis and drunken chat rooms. They are forever alone and miserable but loyal, smart and good talkers behind a keyboard.
Operation KKK is an Anonymous-led effort to shut down the Ku Klux Klan. They have released a list of names that they say represent members of the KKK. This guy spreads rainbow laser beams of love instead of hate.
Monopoly man has fallen on hard times. People aren’t buying board-games these days. It kind of reflects what has happened to western economies and their monopoly on getting rich. Monopoly Man Poor.
Paco the Mexican wants a hug. He is a lovable fatty with traditional clothes. Paco loves you with all of his fatty ectopic beating heart. I recently moved to Southern California and was surprised to be in a racial minority for a change. Bakersfield is incredibly Mexicanized. There are more Spanish language radio stations here than English and if you go to the DMV it is like being South of the Border. 🙂 This is a digital illustration of a man with a sombrero and poncho trying to give you a hug.
I love Uncle Sam – he is such a cool mascot. I remember when I was a little kid asking my dad if he was a real person. And if he was my grandma’s brother Sam. This is Uncle sam making a peace sign.
Snowman with a top hat, corncob pipe, striped scarf, yellow eyes and red snowboard. Snowmen learn their aerial skills from their bird pals. Snowman Snowboarding.
I like Eugenia Cooney. She is smart and pretty. I like the way she slyly rode a viral video of her poking fun at twerking to internet stardom. I also like the way she dresses. She is like a 60s rockstar without the grizzled angst and anomie. You should watch her stream on YouNow – she is good at it.
Kirby Smart was a defensive back at Georgia when I was there. It was the late 90s and I remember him having a bunch of interceptions on a team with among other players – Champ Bailey. He was a little guy with a big heart and a big brain. He was a 4 year starter and I remember munson calling his name quite a few times. Teams liked to throw on him because they thought they could and he made them pay. He went on to be an assistant coach at UGA and other schools and ultimately found most of his success as an assistant for Nick Saban. He coached defense for Saban in the NFL and during his epic run at Alabama. I think he has 4 of those giant rings. I hope he can find a way to bring a few to Georgia.
Kid with a purple Google t-shirt wearing a thinking cap with a vacuum tube, two light bulbs and a row of blinking lights. Google is my thinking cap.
Cops get an unfair shake in the media. They do a job where they put their lives in danger every single day and they get nothing but grief from opinion makers. I have learned that if you are nice and respectful – a police officer is your best friend in the world. Be nice to cops kids. And do what they say. Never challenge a cop. If you have a disagreement – do it in court. Schools should do a better job of teaching kids to respect and obey cops. It would help reduce the number of people injured in encounters with cops. Chicago police officer cartoon.