Hipsters are so tainted with irony, so buzzed with chi-tea lattes that they refuse to wear the political schwag of their left wing buds. They are forced by their ideology of hipsterism to wear Trump hats to show how deeply contrarian they are and to display their contempt for the system. Nothing is more ironic than ironically wearing a trump hat when you are a registered socialist. They do it for the lulz. And because they are against lefties taxing their trust fund.
This is Future — AKA Meathead. He is a rapper from Atlanta. He is responsible for many of the stylistic auotune’d flourishes you hear in modern hiphop. Acts like Feddy Wap shamelessly rip him off. This is a caricature of him wearing some pink wayfarers, pink dreads and a purple unicorn beanie.
This is pretty girl riding a red vespa scooter. She is driving around delivering gifts to her friends on Christmas.
This is Taylor Swift as a zombie with glowy critters. It is inspired by the zombie Tay in her video “Look What You Made Me Do”. Her new album Reputation is great.
Arab man with a cheek full of Khat. It is a green leafy plant that people in Africa and the Middle East chew to get a feeling of euphoria and excitement. It is a drug that the WHO does not classify as seriously problematic. It is chewed like tobacco and coca leaves. Chewers stuff so much in their cheek that they look like hamsters. And its not unlike how rednecks look when they are chewing Tobacco.
I love Spongebob. He is so chipper and high on life. He makes me want to get a job flipping burgers. There must be a zen to menial jobs that you can take pleasure in doing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until you get it right. Lately Spongebob has been down and life has been gnawing at him. So he started taking Lexapro and sometimes he feels happy but others he feels depersonalized. He feels like he is observing himself from somewhere outside of his body. He is losing his teeth and has has dried out and sometimes small parts of his body fall off.
There is a cool bike shop in Statesboro called The Bike Shop. I bought an aluminum Trek mountain bike from him and it is great. This is a caricature of the guy who owns it. He also looks a bit like my Uncle. Get rekt Dick. Cyclist cartoon.