This is the hero from the cheesy 80s movie Revenge of the Ninja. It inspired me to convince the kids in my neighborhood that ninjas lived in the woods behind my house.
This is a fleshed out version of Mac Millers Most Dope mascot. It is a kid sitting giving mac’s thumbs up gesture. One of the best unintentional campaign songs ever. RIP mac miller.
I love when fat people ride scooters. The contrast in size is shocking and funny. This guy’s name is Roscoe. His street name is Big Love. He is a dedicated Broni who rides his vespa scooter to the laundromat to pickup homeless chicks. He gets disability and he woos the ladies with his designer shoes and name brand laundry detergent.
This is a caricature of US president Donald Trump from the Side. It amuses me how angry he makes the media with his trolling. They deserve a little trolling sometimes to be honest. Trump has the persona of a disgruntled construction worker. It seems haphazard but it is obviously carefully crafted to appeal to the angry voters he is trying to win over. He is like Adam Carolla with a little more money and way better hair.
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This is Popeye as a zoomer. He has tattoos and some chuck taylors. I did this art around the time the USS Lassen bravely challenged waterway rights in the south china sea. Popeye reminds me of my grandpa. He loved Popeye and served on a destroyer in the Pacific in WW2. They were sunk by a Kamikaze and he was in the water for two days.
This is Bob’s Big Boy as a zombie. He is the chubby 50s era post apocalyptic zombie mascot for the California burger chain. He is a fatty boomer with a swirly pompadour who got Covid-19 and became a punk zombie who listens to dad rock, plays playstation 2 and eats brain burgers and sips monster shakes.
This is a Chicago police officer. If you are friendly and respectful to the police they are the best friends you will ever have. Schools should do a better job of teaching kids how to interact with cops respectfully. The secret is to do what they say and if you have a disagreement do it in court. The adversarial relationship kids are taught by the media to have with cops is inexcusable.
A baby is a happy little monster who grunts and drools and makes strange bodily noises. They live to be loved and taken care of. Here is bubbles without the bubbles.
This is a painting of Henry Rollins. I have been a punk music fan for a long time. I learned about bands like black flag, wire, fugazi and the stooges when I first became interested in nirvana in the 90s. Punk is about rebellion and anger. It is cool when it isn’t about hatred. Rollins has been on Rogan’s podcast like two times now and he is a smart and interesting guy. It is cool how the web lets you hear how amazing people think and process the world live.
This is deadpool with snazzy unicorn bedroom slippers. I always found it ironic that the most hated artist in comic book history also created the coolest superhero ever. He is smart and funny and self aware and he makes fun of comics and all of the characters, tropes, ideas and gimmics in them.
This is a chubby Geisha who got fat eating sushi flavored ice-cream and cotton candy ramen noodles. She plays Mario sunshine and drinks screw top wine.