This is a silly guy with a black spandex shirt, long hair, an English driving hat, piercings, a giant grin and grillz with the word LOVE spelled out on his teeth. This is how I feel when I get turned down for 20 jobs a week. Thats right I have a degree from UGa and they wont hire me for minimum wage work. This piece channels the hidden existential angst in your happy confident bullshit laden cover letter that you write to people who you know aren’t going to hire you in 1000 years because of the decisions you have made in your life and in your work. If they knew that I live in my car they would probably not even reply. Hehe he turned out to look a bit like Bono.
The b612 foundation is a privately funded organization designed to help protect us from potentially dangerous asteroids and comets. This is an illustration of The Little Prince. His tiny home world is the asteroid b612.
There is a conspiracy that Paul McCartney was replaced by an MK Ultra robot in the late 60s. It was an attempt by the illuminati to control the counterculture that the Beatles were key in spreading throughout the world. This is a picture of Paul with his face retracted so that the CIA can fix a glitch in his motherboard. The intervention by the illuminati explains why the Beatles changed their name to Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and made one of the most culturally significant albums in the history of pop culture.
Sid Vicious was the embodiment of punk rock. He flamed out at a very early age after he overdosed on heroin a few days after killing his girlfriend Nancy with a knife. His band the Sex Pistols had only one album before they dissolved. But their influence on popular culture was massive. Their infamous manager Malcolm McLaren gets the credit for creating the Sex Pistols and using them to sell clothes and touch a nerve in British culture at a time when people were disillusioned with the music industry and Western society as a whole. Punk was rebelling against the counter culture movement brought about by hippies and flower children – they saw it as artificially happy and fake at a time when the youth in England were out of work and angry.
This is Casey Neistat. He is a Youtube creator. He makes lots of money and gets lots of free toys for making random videos about his life in NYC. He is a great editor and his movies are addictive. They let you see how amazing a massive city like NewYork is from a self propelled skateboard with Casey’s unique point of view. I love YouTube – it is easily one of the most compelling inventions humanity has ever created. It is like looking into the mind of god.
This is an ironic picture of Jason with a severed unicorn head. He is wearing his signature hockey mask with blue coveralls. I have had quite a few interviews in my day and I have noticed that many times I am being judged on things that have nothing to do with how good I am at art. No bodies in my trunk tbh. But I might as well play into the stereotype of people who have a lazy eye.
This is a guy wearing a white radiation suit holding some glowing plutonium with tongs. Radioactive stuff glows in the dark and it is very dangerous to all living things. It causes mutations in DNA that can kill you. Nuclear power by fission is a clean way to make energy but it is potentially very dangerous and it produces radioactive waste that lasts forever.