This is pretty girl riding a red vespa scooter. She is driving around delivering gifts to her friends on Christmas.
Arab man with a cheek full of Khat. It is a green leafy plant that people in Africa and the Middle East chew to get a feeling of euphoria and excitement. It is a drug that the WHO does not classify as seriously problematic. It is chewed like tobacco and coca leaves. Chewers stuff so much in their cheek that they look like hamsters. And its not unlike how rednecks look when they are chewing Tobacco.
I love Spongebob. He is so chipper and high on life. He makes me want to get a job flipping burgers. There must be a zen to menial jobs that you can take pleasure in doing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until you get it right. Lately Spongebob has been down and life has been gnawing at him. So he started taking Lexapro and sometimes he feels happy but others he feels depersonalized. He feels like he is observing himself from somewhere outside of his body. He is losing his teeth and has has dried out and sometimes small parts of his body fall off.
There is a cool bike shop in Statesboro called The Bike Shop. I bought an aluminum Trek mountain bike there and it is great. This is a caricature of the guy who owns it. He also looks a bit like my Uncle. Get rekt Dick. Cyclist cartoon.
This is a caricature of US president Donald Trump from the Side. It amuses me how angry he makes the media with his trolling. They deserve a little trolling sometimes to be honest. Trump has the persona of a disgruntled construction worker. It seems haphazard but it is obviously carefully crafted to appeal to the angry voters he is trying to win over. He is like Adam Carolla with a little more money and way better hair.
I love Rick and Morty. It is sometimes amazing and other times meh but the best episodes are incredible. I wish I had a genius alcoholic time jumping Grandpa with a 200 IQ. ;_; It is cool to see what smart and creative people come up with when they are getting paid to have fun. This is Rick vomiting up the fabric of the cosmos after eating too much Szechuan Dipping Sauce. God I love chicken mcnuggers.
Louis CK looking fat, insecure and creepy. What is it about men who become rich and famous turning into sexual predators. I remember hearing these rumors about him on the rogan podcast a long time ago. How could someone as smart as this guy be so stupid?
This is a cartoon krampus crouching down ready to spring into action and punish kids for being bad. He is smiling and smoking a stinky cigar. He likes to play video games and listen to Slayer around Christmas time and he has an X on his forehead. He is part man and part goat – like Pan from Greek Mythology.
Day of the Dead Character with a poncho, sombrero and maracas. I really love the Mexican characters in Mario Odyssey. Their level is my favorite part of that game. The colors and atmosphere are great – it feels like a alien planet dreamscape.
I love POP music. Unlike most eggheads I feel like it is the highest form of artistic expression. This is Katy Perry as a fatty.
This is a new burrito mascot for BARBERITOS. I feel like the pepper mascot has been done too much. They need a cowboy burrito drinking a margarita tbh. This cowboy is cultured and a little buzzed.
This is Casey Neistat. He is a Youtube creator. He makes lots of money and gets lots of free toys for making random videos about his life in NYC. He is a great editor and his movies are addictive. They let you see how amazing a massive city like NewYork is from a self propelled skateboard with Casey’s unique point of view. I love YouTube – it is easily one of the most compelling inventions humanity has ever created. It is like looking into the mind of god. Edit: Tried to fix caseys nose and forehead wrinkles. Also added an MK Ultra Project Monarch Butterfly.
Sid Vicious was the embodiment of punk rock. He flamed out at a very early age after he overdosed on heroin a few days after killing his girlfriend Nancy with a knife. His band the Sex Pistols had only one album before they dissolved. But their influence on popular culture was massive. Their infamous manager Malcolm McLaren gets the credit for creating the Sex Pistols and using them to sell clothes and touch a nerve in British culture at a time when people were disillusioned with the music industry and Western society as a whole. Punk was rebelling against the counter culture movement brought about by hippies and flower children – they saw it as artificially happy and fake at a time when the youth in England were out of work and angry.
Paul McCartney gets no love from the music press. They seem to ignore that he wrote some of the most influential songs in rock history and that he is the Beatle who was the driving creative force behind their most important album – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. BTW this illustration is poking fun at people who honestly believe that Paul was replaced with a doppleganger android robot many years ago.
I love memes. All of them. The people who create and distribute them are the unsung heroes of pop culture. This is the dirty Mexican meme. You post it on Chinese image boards when you work at a t-shirt shop in LA and all of the last names on class shirts of all 12 schools around you are Mexican. I don’t know who made it originally but I made it an illustration and gave him some dimension. 1 in 4 Mexicans on the planet live in the USA illegally but somehow it has been rigged so that you can’t mention it without being branded a racist. Mexican isn’t even a race. How does that logic work exactly? Merry Christmas Mexico.
This is a fat nerd with his shirt off showing off his prison tats. He is easily sunburned because he is fair skinned. Getting rid of his Farmer’s Tan is a goal that he can’t seem to reach. He likes to take off his shirt to intimidate others.