Kid with a purple Google t-shirt wearing a thinking cap with a vacuum tube, two light bulbs and a row of blinking lights. Google is my thinking cap.
Cops get an unfair shake in the media. They do a job where they put their lives in danger every single day and they get nothing but grief from opinion makers. I have learned that if you are nice and respectful – a police officer is your best friend in the world. Be nice to cops kids. And do what they say. Never challenge a cop. If you have a disagreement – do it in court. Schools should do a better job of teaching kids to respect and obey cops. It would help reduce the number of people injured in encounters with cops. Chicago police officer cartoon.
Monsters are paid to handle radioactive waste because if it mutates their DNA nobody will notice. This is a purple cyclops having a panic attack as he carries a radioactive fuel rod of plutonium to a nuclear propulsion system for government scientists at NASAs JPL. Every lab assistant at JPL is a spooky mutated cyclops monster. When not toiling away they are chained to their bosses desk and fed scraps of raw meat.
I love to get a giant cup of pike and sit at Starbucks early in the morning and surf the web. The swirly and sparkly chemical charge that coffee gives your brain is one of life’s pleasures. Starbucks is kind of odd though. It seems to be a magnet for crazy people and the homeless. They like to sit outside and panhandle while they use the free wifi and the restroom. Most of them look happy but like they haven’t had a bath or a good night’s sleep in months. In the desert – the sun and heat really seem to take their toll on people. You can see its caustic effects on wrinkled and leathery skin. You would think the richest country in the world could figure out what to do for these people – especially when you consider how much aid we send to other countries. Since the federal government has dropped the ball a wealthy company like Starbucks should pick up the slack. They are in a unique position to make a difference. I am almost certain in the future this kind of catastrophic poverty will be gone as people become less tolerant of any kind of human suffering. I don’t know if I envy or feel sorry for the homeless – I have been there BTW.
Reggie Watts is a creative and funny dude. I have been a fan since finding FSS on the internet a long time ago. It is amazing what he does with nothing but his voice and loop machines. He is a one man production studio with a 10/10 singing voice and a 10/10 creative mind. Youtube was tailor made to propel people with strange and unusual talents into the public eye. His take on Radiohead is freaking amazing. <3 This is an illustration of Reggie with cute and friendly forest critters living in his giant fro and beard. BTW I love radiohead they are the best band in the world. This is a cartoon illustration of Reggie Watts with a giant beard and afro.
If you want to experience the thrill of observing authentic Southern country folk in their natural habitat and eat some of their Southern fried seafood you should probably go to a restaurant called Claudette’s Kitchen and Southern Seafood in Byron, Georgia. Be sure you call first because they are only open a limited number of days each week. This is a true to life objective portrait of their famous fry cook – from the back. You get this view in line while he works his subtle magic in lard and super saturated fats on your fish. He is demonstrating for you how the term redneck came to be. We are people who work in the sun and certain parts of our body pay the price for it. Don’t stare.
Kiss was a bit before my time. I remember teenagers loving them when I was very young. They seemed like devil music and the type of band that the bad kids liked. By today’s standard they are just straight ahead corporate arena rock with makeup. Hardly anything sinister or subversive. But their iconic face paint is cool.
This is a reworking of a Chef with a silver serving plate that I did earlier. He is a French style chef with a white coat, tall hat and a goatee. I threw some chucks on him for fun. His favorite meal to cook is sea bass and wild rice with alien caviar. Fat cartoon chef.
Hipsters are so tainted with irony, so buzzed with chi-tea lattes that they refuse to wear the political schwag of their left wing buds. They are forced by their ideology of hipsterism to wear Trump hats to show how deeply contrarian they are and to display their contempt for the system. Nothing is more ironic than ironically wearing a trump hat when you are a registered socialist. They do it for the lulz. And because they are against lefties taxing their trust fund.
This is a friendly but lonely skull and bones. He is worried that he will be hit by Irma. He watches TWC and it looks like she is going to miss west. To relieve his anxiety and occupy his time he likes to chew the rigid ice of his starbux black tea. He chews so hard that his fillings make sparks.