David Lynch is a genius and a mad man. He has magnificent hair. I remember watching Blue Velvet for the first time in the late 90s and it blew my mind. I was by myself in a deserted college town on the weekend. They are the loneliest places on earth. An empty dorm and a vhs player and some gloomy feelings made the movie all the more strange.
This is chris. He is a fat guy with a red bunny fursona. He likes to swim in his grandma’s pool but he can only swim when he is a bunny. He also has to wear his green floaties to feel comfortable in the pool.
This is deadpool with snazzy unicorn bedroom slippers. I always found it ironic that the most hated artist in comic book history also created the coolest superhero ever. He is smart and funny and self aware and he makes fun of comics and all of the characters, tropes, ideas and gimmics in them.
This is a hipster vomiting copious amounts of green tea latte in front of Starbux. His name is Drax and he has the Flu.
Uncle sam is flying his trusty f-86 Saber through Korean airspace. This jet is from the era when pilots flew by the seat of their pants and outmaneuvered bad guys within visual range in old fashioned dogfights. I love the 50s. Americans were cool and smart back then and the USA was the king of the world. People forget that North Korea and China invaded the South to start the Korean war. I find it odd that 86 is American slang for getting rid of something and that 86 is also the phone code for dialing China.
This is a Plague Doctor with a leather bird mask and incense. In the old days doctors didn’t understand germs and they thought the plague came from birds and bad air – so they wore a spooky bird mask and jammed it full of incense to battle it. It gave them a sinister look. I can imagine the panic Europe felt when one in 3 people got sick and died from the plague. It must have felt like the end of the world.
This is a crazy person who thinks the CIA is is attacking him using microwaves. He wears a tinfoil hat to protect himself. Little does he know that tinfoil actually amplifies the microwaves.
This is a 90s female rapper with a giant afro. Her name is Kaneesha and her favorite album is The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. She is 12 and she likes watching Moesha and playing Jumping Flash on her Playstation.
This is a little kid dressed up for halloween. He has a giant head and he loves halloween because it lets him cover it up with a mask. He is wearing a white wizard robe and a Kanye 2020 button.
This is a nerd with red hair, freckles, thick glasses and buck teeth. He spends most of his time reading and picking his nose. He also likes playing fortnight and listening to polka music.