October 17, 2018

Buck Toothed Jack-o-Lantern


This is a crazy bucktoothed jack-o-lantern for Halloween. His name is Jeff and he has lost his marbles. The pressure of being a pumpkin has finally gotten to him. He sometimes thinks that he is a human who is experiencing what it is like to be a pumpkin as a part of some sort of  secret government experiment to identify the human soul.

October 16, 2018

Plug DJ Rave Avatar


This is a plug DJ avatar that I created back in 2012. I put their default dancer in a monster outfit. He is paranoid and ready to dance with glow sticks.

October 15, 2018

Fat Orange Monster


This is a fat orange monster with tight spandex clothes.  He has purple lips and spines. He also has blue teeth.

October 11, 2018

Monster Shooting The Bird Skate Deck

monster shooting bird skate deck

This is a blue monster with 4 eyes shooting the bird. It is the most gnarly skate deck in the world. It is one of a kind and impossible to buy. It is priceless and a pop culture icon.

October 6, 2018

Crazy Jack-o-Lantern

crazy jack-o-lantern with a knife

This is a sentient self carving jack-o-lantern created by Monsanto. He has a flaming personality disorder that causes him to make silly faces at trick-or-treaters as they pass him by. He clatters his teeth and makes fart sounds with his mouth as he is cutting his face with a large filet knife. Knife not included.

October 4, 2018

Frankenstein Looking Confused

frankenstein worried

Frank has been shown the error of his ways. He is a sensitive fella. He is called Frankenstein but his real name is Frank – AKA the monster. People confuse him for the guy who made him. He likes reading the Onion. Onions have layers.