January 23, 2018

Blue Monster Drinking Jamba Juice

blue monster drinking jamba juice

This is a blue monster drinking a smoothie. He has magenta feet and arms, yellow teeth and his green eyes pop out of his head like mr crabs when he has a brain freeze. He is entirely too poor to drink smoothies but he gets them anyway.

January 20, 2018

Blue Illuminati Monster Drinking Lean

3 eyed Illuminati monster drinking lean

This is a short blue monster with a purple Illuminati cap. His name is Josh and he sits in his car all day – drinks lean and looks at people as they walk into Walmart. He thinks his car is like a cloaking device and the people walking past himĀ  can’t see him. He is a member of the Illuminati and he secretly controls the world from his car.

January 19, 2018

Poop Emoji 3

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This is yet another poo. He is a chipper poop with flies all around him. He has square green teeth and green eyes. The existential angst of modern life beads off his back like rain water.

January 12, 2018

Old Witch Eating a Cat

old witch eating a cat

This is an old lady witch eating a passive gray kitty cat. She is an outcast and a practitioner of Wicca and she casts black magic spells on the people she hates. She hates everybody. I have no idea why she is eating a cats head. It just happened. Reminds me of Red Dragon where Ray Liotta had his brain eaten while he was alive. You have no pain receptors in your brain so that silly scene its possible. She is obviously my mom though. Happy birthday mom. You earned this one.