This is a green four eyed ogre called Charlie. He is an ugly fellow with a sweet disposition. He has 4 blue eyes and a shock of purple hair. He only wears underwear and he doesn’t change them for weeks on end. He isn’t comfortable in them until they are a crunchy yellowy brown. I love Weezer.They are a great mix of grunge and razor sharp pop rock. One of the coolest Radiohead covers ever is this take on Paranoid Android. Charlie loves them too.
This is an undead soccer player posing with his foot on a soccer ball. Zombie soccer players are slow but they are methodical and careful ball handlers. They kick the with machine like precision and have great ball control. This guys name is Zod. He is isn’t very smart but he is loyal and consistent.
Sometimes sandwiches become aware. This is Jorge the mystery meat sandwich monster. He has feelings and wants to be your friend. If you eat him he will give you a tummy ache.
The Yeti is completely misunderstood. They are friendly primates who enjoy nothing better than orange sherbet, netflix and a good game of COD. Yetis love the cold. They live at the top of tall mountains where it is always cold and snowy. They like to eat snow cones and listen to podcasts about science. They seem pretty chill but it can get lonely way up there. This is also called a snow monster.
This is a purple bug eyed monster sitting on his fanny. He is a friendly chap who loves his popsicles. He has green feet, fins, arms and antennae. He lives in the water but spends warm summer days sunning on rocks.
A baby is a happy little monster who grunts and drools and makes strange bodily noises. They live to be loved and taken care of. Here is bubbles without the bubbles.
This is a friendly blue monster with red feet and red spines. He also has two tentacles for hands. He loves sugary drinks. They make sparkle with hyperactive jolts of monstery zings.