Four armed fire nosed snow monsters live in the more liberal parts of Western Antarctica. They toot fire, recite poems by Coleridge and use their antennae to communicate with their reptilian overlords.
Rad the half pipe shredding solipsistic jelly monster wants more than anything to skate his heart out but his board just passes right through him.
I sometimes see this rotund monster in starbux. He always sits at a table by himself with his back to me — listening to lectures on quantum mechanics and watching The Cleveland Show.
This is an imaginary 3 headed dinosaur. He is a giant happy fellow who eats plants and does battle with other dinosaurs to survive. He wields his spiky tail like a mace to hit bad guys who get too close to him.
Pink slime hamburger cartoon. Pink slime with two buns, purple tongue, pickle, lettuce, mustard and ketchup. Watch out for this stuff in the lunchroom – if you aren’t careful it will gobble you up.
Sometimes when you are dancing the fear gets you and won’t let go. The happy buzz you are enjoying turns on you and tries to drag you into an abyss. Don’t give in. Rave Monster Scared. Red monster with neon underwear, 4 hands and 4 glow sticks.
Purple fuzzy ball monster with hair dryer. Poofy balls are happy and fluffy. They like lounge around all day, singing Bieber tunes, looking at themselves in the mirror, being cute an poofing up their hair like some hottie from the 80s.