This is beastie the BSD mascot. He was designed by John Lasseter of Pixar. He is called Beastie because it sounds like BSD. He also has a pitchfork as a play on an application fork. I gave him a beanie and a backpack because he is a nerd.
This is a fat green monster with a Macbook Air that he leased and didn’t give back. His name is James, he has a nose ring and he loves all things Mac. He is a Mac zealot and a computer nerd. He appreciates how light and thin it is and the keen way apples are designed and put together.
This is a cartoon krampus crouching down ready to spring into action and punish kids for being bad. He is smiling and smoking a stinky cigar. He likes to play video games and listen to Slayer around Christmas time and he has an X on his forehead. He is part man and part goat — like Pan from Greek Mythology.
Day of the Dead Character with a poncho, sombrero and maracas. I really love the Mexican characters in Mario Odyssey. Their level is my favorite part of that game. The colors and atmosphere are great — it feels like a alien planet dreamscape.
This is a green monster with blue spines. He is happy and always has a big smile. He is a soccer player with black football boots. He thinks about and plays soccer all day everyday.
This is a happy fat blue monster drinking a Capri Sun. I miss being a kid going on adventures in the woods on hot humid southern summer days. I imagined the woods were filled with all manner of magical creatures. This fat fella would raid your backpack and drink your Capri Suns.
You are this mad. And by mad I mean crazy. Luckily your tinfoil hat protects you from those nefarious government mind rays. Smile monsters are so silly.