This is a green monster automaton with a fish pilot brain. The fish is called Eddie and the monster is called Chuck. Eddie uses Chuck as his big stupid body on land. He lives a normal life as a Walmart greeter. He has few friends. Most people think that he is his happy oafish exterior. They dont look close enough to see the depressed little ocean critter doing the driving.
This is beastie the BSD mascot. He was designed by John Lasseter of Pixar. He is called Beastie because it sounds like BSD. He also has a pitchfork as a play on an application fork. I gave him a beanie and a backpack because he is a nerd.
This is a fat green monster with a Macbook Air that he leased and didn’t give back. His name is James, he has a nose ring and he loves all things Mac. He is a Mac zealot and a computer nerd. He appreciates how light and thin it is and the keen way apples are designed and put together.
This is a cartoon krampus crouching down ready to spring into action and punish kids for being bad. He is smiling and smoking a stinky cigar. He likes to play video games and listen to Slayer around Christmas time and he has an X on his forehead. He is part man and part goat – like Pan from Greek Mythology.
Day of the Dead Character with a poncho, sombrero and maracas. I really love the Mexican characters in Mario Odyssey. Their level is my favorite part of that game. The colors and atmosphere are great – it feels like a alien planet dreamscape.
This is a green monster with blue spines. He is happy and always has a big smile. He is a soccer player with black football boots. He thinks about and plays soccer all day everyday.
This is a happy fat blue monster drinking a Capri Sun. I miss being a kid going on adventures in the woods on hot humid southern summer days. I imagined the woods were filled with all manner of magical creatures. This fat fella would raid your backpack and drink your Capri Suns.
You are this mad. And by mad I mean crazy. Luckily your tinfoil hat protects you from those nefarious government mind rays. Smile monsters are so silly.
Six eyed blue monster with a snazzy new orange helium frog balloon from the county fair. His name is gus and he loves cotton candy. He knows it rots his teeth and he doesn’t care.
This is a red monster with a life jacket. He is a happy chap who cant swim. Without his life jacket he feels naked. He wears it whenever he goes outside. He has fuzzy blue hair and green eyes.