Monsters come out of their closet at night. But they only show up when you are scared and your back is turned to them. The tall transparent monster is named Andy. He likes to shine a flashlight through his head at night. It tints the room purple and blue like his soul. When you are in your bed in the dark – sometimes you can catch a glimpse of these guys while your eyes adjust.
This is a rave monster wearing pajamas. He dances with glowsticks in the dark. When he has had too many Benadryl the walls melt and iridescent spiders crawl around on the dance floor. If they bite you – reality explodes in a massive swirling psychedelic morass of strange alien faces and odd hiccuping electronic sounds.
This is Snoo – Reddit’s lovable white alien mascot. I painted him in photoshop with a yoga 2 in 1. I am the digital art equivalent of the guy at the fair who paints t-shirts with an airbrush. I love Reddit – it has all of the beauty and horror of the internet with a semblance of safety. I also love Snoo so I gave him some feet.
Funny blue monster wearing a Santa hat. This is a festive chubby monster named Chet with yellow eyes standing around waiting for Christmas to come and for Santa to show up and bring him some Xbox games.
This is a happy Christmas monster named Chris. He likes to give his monster buddies presents that he has wrapped in shiny paper. This season he is giving out onions and slime. They are his favorite things in life.
This is Hondo the Christmas Zombie. He loves to walk around malls around christmas. He is amused by how normies react to his appearance. He is harmless though as he only eats canned moo cow brains. He likes to season his brains with cinnamon around christmas. It gives him that warm Holiday festive feeling. He has a snake buddy that acts as his tongue as he lost his in an accident.
This is a green monster automaton with a fish pilot brain. The fish is called Eddie and the monster is called Chuck. Eddie uses Chuck as his big stupid body on land. He lives a normal life as a Walmart greeter. He has few friends. Most people think that he is his happy oafish exterior. They dont look close enough to see the depressed little ocean critter doing the driving.
This is beastie the BSD mascot. He was designed by John Lasseter of Pixar. He is called Beastie because it sounds like BSD. He also has a pitchfork as a play on an application fork. I gave him a beanie and a backpack because he is a nerd.
This is a fat green monster with a Macbook Air that he leased and didn’t give back. His name is James, he has a nose ring and he loves all things Mac. He is a Mac zealot and a computer nerd. He appreciates how light and thin it is and the keen way apples are designed and put together.
This is a cartoon krampus crouching down ready to spring into action and punish kids for being bad. He is smiling and smoking a stinky cigar. He likes to play video games and listen to Slayer around Christmas time and he has an X on his forehead. He is part man and part goat – like Pan from Greek Mythology.