This is a regal blue dragon. He is above it all. He spends his time eating peasants and breathing fire on the little people. He flies around at night passing gas and breathing blue flames. His name is Balthazar and he hates everybody.
This is a cute fat blue monster with small gray horns. He walks around inside Walmart drunk and smelling of sweat and onions. His hero is Shrek. When he grows up he wants to be green.
Monsters have rainbow blood. It is syrupy sweet and delicious. Monster farmers grow and harvest them for their colorful sweetness. they use monster blood to flavor sno-cones and koolaid.
Thunderstorms roll in almost every day in the Southeast in the summer. It is scary to see roiling black clouds overhead in the afternoon. In Georgia we are between the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico so we get massive doses of moisture mixed with blistering heat. We almost never have rain without fireworks — the atmosphere is almost always unsettled. I am so afraid of violent weather — it is my phobia. That and asteroids .… and girls.
This is a blue monster with pink parts and yellow teeth. His name is Ricky and he walks around the Walmart parking-lot in a daze. He imagines that he is famous and he waves at people and passes gas when they aren’t around.
This is a boxing monster robot. He is designed to let boxers have a sparing partner that they can wail on. He can take a bunch of punishment without breaking. He already has brain damage so when he is hit in the head he sustains no noticeable damage. His name is rocky the robot.
This is fat green monster holding up a mint chocolate chip ice cream cone. Monsters love ice cream. It gives them indigestion and makes them fat but they keep eating it. They are convinced that the sugar cone is the best invention in human history but usually just around 4pm.
This monster has balloons attached to his arms. Though he is soaring above earth — he has a look of trepidation on his face because his spikes pose a threat to the balloons. One wrong move or gust of wind and the balloons will pop and he will fall to earth.
This is chuck the monster. He loves cotton candy. He likes how it dissolves in his mouth. It is so sweet and fluffy — just like his personality.