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Orange Monster Eating Cotton Candy

orange monster eating cotton candy

orange monster eating cotton candy


This is chuck the monster. He loves cotton candy. He likes how it dissolves in his mouth. It is so sweet and fluffy – just like his personality.
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Happy Blue Monster Green Eyes

Happy Blue Monster

Happy Blue Monster

This is a happy blue monster with green eyes named evan. He is so excited by reality that he can barely contain it. He is exploding with happy feelings and positive vibes. His red feet are tingly with swirls of sparkly caffeine buzz.

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Monster Brushing His Teeth

 

Purple Monster Brushing Teeth

Purple Monster Brushing Teeth


This is a purple cyclops brushing his teeth after eating candy. Monsters know that sweets will give you cavities so they are careful to always brush at least 3 times a day. Sometimes they get carried away and the use so much toothpaste that they look like a mad dog foaming at the mouth.
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Toddler Wearing a Monster Suit


This is a baby dressed up as a monster. He makes a loud roar when big people walk into the room. He does it to scare them but it usually just makes them giggle and smile.
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Springtime Monster

monster holding flowers

springtime monster with flowers

This is James the Springtime monster. He loves Spring – it is so garish and smelly and bright. He likes to pick dandelions and blow them into the air and watch them float around in lazy spiraling arcs – like snowflakes in winter. The flowers are pretty but all of the pollen makes him sneezy and snotty. His nose turns bright purple and runs with copious amounts of bright green ooze. He likes when butterflies land on him to take turns drinking his snot.

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Orange Monster With Bug Wings

orange monster with bug wings

orange monster with bug wings

This is a seated happy orange monster with long eye stalks. He has purple feet and arms , yellow eyes and a green nose. His favorite drink is orange soda. He likes to take giant gulps of it and then buzz around the room and burp when he shouldn’t. It makes his teacher mad but it makes his friends giggle. Also the extra air in his tummy helps him fly. Buuuuuuurp.

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Green Monster Cartoon

funny green monster with a nose ring sitting

green monster sitting sticking his tongue out

This is Gus the monster. He sits all day in his car listening to podcasts as rednecks drive past with loud mufflers on their pickup trucks. He takes sedatives and dreams of spirally and fizzy spinning flowers and lush rain forests with brightly colored mechanical birds and robot bugs. He wants to be a bird.

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