Monster

Blue Monster 1

blue monster cyclops

blue monster cyclops

This is a blue monster with one eye and sneakers. He has problems with depth perception. He runs into things. He hates you.

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Purple Witch Doctor

Purple Witch Doctor With Toucan

Purple Monster Witch Doctor With Toucan and Snake

I love shamans and witch doctors. They represent a time when humans knew much more and much less about the natural world. They created fantastical stories and entities to explain all facets of experience. McKenna likens them to guides of the psychedelic spirit world. He thought ayahuasca was a conduit to communicate with aliens in other dimensions and shamans could help you understand this journey. They are a savage version of Virgil guiding Dante through the concentric circles of psychedelic hell.

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Kid Cthulhu Cartoon

young cthulhu kid cartoon with day-glo colors

young cthulhu kid cartoon with day-glo colors

Cthulhu Kid is a millennial punk who lives to cause chaos. Everything he does was intricately constructed to trigger his elder ancient ones.  His main goal in life is the fight the power and create as much chaos as galactically possible.

Cthulhu is a monster created by HP Lovecraft.  Considered a Great Old One within the pantheon of Lovecraftian cosmic entities, the creature has since been featured in numerous popular culture references. Lovecraft depicts Cthulhu as a gigantic entity worshiped by cultists. Cthulhu’s appearance is described as looking like an octopus, a dragon, and a caricature of human form. Its name was given to the Lovecraft-inspired universe where it and its fellow entities existed, the Cthulhu Mythos.

 

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Monster Elvis

fat monster elvis

monster-elvis

I love Elvis. When he was young he was the coolest performer in pop music history. He was good looking, talented and charismatic. This is Elvis when he wasn’t cool – after he turned into a fat blue monster. He has on a white jumpsuit with bell bottoms and gold sequins and platform shoes with fish tanks in the soles. Fat monster elvis is sweaty, corny and gross.

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Green Bug Drinking Coffee

green bug monster drinking starbucks

green bug monster drinking starbucks

This is a green hipster bug named Tegan making a bitter face after drinking a batch of Pike that is too strong. He can’t manage to put enough sugar in it to make it pallet-able. I pretty much live at starbucks. After about two Venti drip coffees my heart hiccups and sputters like a clown car. But it keeps me awake.

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Monsters in the Closet

monsters in the closet

monsters in the closet

Monsters come out of their closet at night. But they only show up when you are scared and your back is turned to them. The tall transparent monster is named Andy. He likes to shine a flashlight through his head at night. It tints the room purple and blue like his soul. When you are in your bed in the dark – sometimes you can catch a glimpse of these guys while your eyes adjust.

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