This is a seated happy orange monster with long eye stalks. He has purple feet and arms , yellow eyes and a green nose. His favorite drink is orange soda. He likes to take giant gulps of it and then buzz around the room and burp when he shouldn’t. It makes his teacher mad but it makes his friends giggle. Also the extra air in his tummy helps him fly. Buuuuuuurp.
This is Gus the monster. He sits all day in his car listening to podcasts as rednecks drive past with loud mufflers on their pickup trucks. He takes sedatives and dreams of spirally and fizzy spinning flowers and lush rain forests with brightly colored mechanical birds and robot bugs. He wants to be a bird.
This is a red cartoon cyclops monster making a scary face. He likes to scare children at Walmart. He sits still in the toy section and acts like a sculpture and moves when they least expect it.
This is a silly blue monster with red feet and red spikes. This guy is called Rufus. He is a folksey monster with a talky friendly monsterality that helps him make a bunch of friends. He likes to listen to podcasts and watch Vin Diesel movies in streaming chatrooms. He likes how chatrooms let him be anonymous.
This is a digital illustration of a giant blue monster on a hover board. He has people living under his horns. They sometimes come out and talk to him as he floats around his block after evening thunderstorms in summer. They talk to him about random subjects ranging from tv shows to politics.
This is a transparent alien water monster with wings. His name is Gus. He swims along the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is 10,900 meters deep. Normal fish and divers would be crushed by the pressure if they tried to go this far down. But Gus loves it. When he is happy – he blows bubbles.
This is a blue hipster monster with a black beanie. He wears his beanie when it is 115 degrees outside. He doesn’t care that he is sweating. Being “cool” is more important than being cool. His name is Snoo. His life is in easy mode. He spends most of his time commenting on new stories.