This is a short blue monster with a purple Illuminati cap. His name is Josh and he sits in his car all day and looks at people as they walk into Walmart. He thinks his car is like a cloaking device and the people walking past him can’t see him. He is a member of the Illuminati and he secretly controls the world from his car.
This is the first monster I ever created. I redid him with more resolution and reworked shading and coloring. His name is Amir. He is an illegal alien who farts purple clouds of cotton candy.
This is a blue monster with one eye and sneakers. He has problems with depth perception. He runs into things. He hates you.
I love shamans and witch doctors. They represent a time when humans knew much more and much less about the natural world. They created fantastical stories and entities to explain all facets of experience. McKenna likens them to guides of the psychedelic spirit world. He thought ayahuasca was a conduit to communicate with aliens in other dimensions and shamans could help you understand this journey. They are a savage version of Virgil guiding Dante through the concentric circles of psychedelic hell.
Cthulhu Kid is a millennial punk who lives to cause chaos. Everything he does was intricately constructed to trigger his elder ancient ones. His main goal in life is the fight the power and create as much chaos as galactically possible.
Cthulhu is a monster created by HP Lovecraft. Considered a Great Old One within the pantheon of Lovecraftian cosmic entities, the creature has since been featured in numerous popular culture references. Lovecraft depicts Cthulhu as a gigantic entity worshiped by cultists. Cthulhu’s appearance is described as looking like an octopus, a dragon, and a caricature of human form. Its name was given to the Lovecraft-inspired universe where it and its fellow entities existed, the Cthulhu Mythos.
I love Elvis. When he was young he was the coolest performer in pop music history. He was good looking, talented and charismatic. This is Elvis when he wasn’t cool — after he turned into a fat blue monster. He has on a white jumpsuit with bell bottoms and gold sequins and platform shoes with fish tanks in the soles. Fat monster elvis is sweaty, corny and gross.
This is a green hipster bug named Tegan making a bitter face after drinking a batch of Pike that is too strong. He can’t manage to put enough sugar in it to make it pallet-able. I pretty much live at starbucks. After about two Venti drip coffees my heart hiccups and sputters like a clown car. But it keeps me awake.