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Pepe Thanksgiving Balloon

pepe thanksgiving day parade balloon

pepe thanksgiving day parade balloon

One day Pepe will bring his memes and deep feels to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. He will show his support for consumerism in the most surrealistic way possible. Feels good man.

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Beavis Meth Head

beavis meth head methalica meme

beavis meth head meme

Beavis meth head meme. Beavis grew up – moved to Bakersfield and got addicted to meth. His life is a dead end. He still sits around all day, gets high and watches MTV but its not the same without Butthead. When Butthead got drunk and died in an accident on the 5 – it broke Beavis. He no longer has fun. He still does meth, puts his underwear on his head and says “Teepee for my bunghole” but it isn’t funny anymore. Nothing is. The angst and anomie of modern life have finally caught up with him. He sometimes plays video games but the thrill is gone. He had more fun when games were crappy on the PlayStation and he had to imagine cool graphics – and he spent days playing crappy 16 bit ports of Xenogears while listening to Slayer. Now he just plays GTAV and gets bored quickly. He sees himself in Trevor and his obvious Bakersfield hometown and all of the meth references. He even thinks he recognizes some of his friends in the various miscreants in supporting roles. But it isn’t cool now. It’s lame. Methalica.

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Cat Pizzaing Meme

Cat Pizzaing Meme

Cat Pizzaing Meme

In the spirit of cat breading is cat pizzaing. Nothing says meme like poking your cats head through a giant slice of pizza. They love it but it can leave them a bit confused. No cats were harmed in making this meme illustration. I love kitties. <3

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Rare Pepe Diamond Illustration Cartoon

rare pepe diamond

rare pepe diamond

The rarest rare Pepe is priceless. It is the rare diamond Pepe. If you ever find it wandering around in the meme jungle be sure to pick it up. You can sell it for millions of dollarydoos. Rare Pepe collectors from all over the planet would kill to have one. Just don’t let the Pepe police know that you are trading in endangered Pepes. It is illegal and could land you in prison. But real collectors can’t resist the pull of owning the rarest pepe and hanging it in their bathroom along with their prized collection of fine material things. They see life as a race to attain the most stuff. A competition where the winner dies with the most rare collection of shiny doodads created with human ingenuity.

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Cat Breading

cartoon cat breading

cat breading

Awww kitties are so sweet. :3 They don’t even get mad at you when you post 5 year old memes. Its not that they are amused by them – like with most things they are just kind of tolerant but a little bit aloof.

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Superlative Laugh Meme Painted in Color

Superlative Laugh Meme Painting

Superlative Laugh Meme

The superlative laugh is absolutely the highest form of laughter. It is an exquisitely rewarding vibration of the diaphragm that arises from the highest brow humor and most refined blue blooded comedy. It can only be attained by people of the highest tiers of society who make over 20 million dollars a year. It is weilded like a silver candlestick to beat back the unwashed masses by making them feel excluded and embarrassed. Jolly good show chap. It is one of those exquisite internet memes that has been around for a while. Old memes are better than new memes when you wield them ironically in movie chat rooms and on twitch. Only patricians do this.

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Fat Emoji Head

fat emoji head

fat emoji head

Fat dude with a giant emoji head eating cotton candy and being obnoxiously happy. He is laughing so hard that he is crying. He is laughing so hard that his head is literally transforming into water. Bro like look at this video of surrealistic kitties on my iPhone. KEK. Bro I like used a meme irl. They are like turning into giant kitty bots.

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