The earth is sick. It has a cold and a fever. We have had some of the warmest years in history recently. We need to keep an eye on global climate change. It could wipe us out.
This is a digital illustration of a short yellow number 2 pencil. When you draw you don’t need expensive art pencils and heavyweight bound drawing pads. You just need time and cheap common yellow pencils and a ream of cheap printer paper.
This is the Clan McRae Crest Badge. It is a cubit arm grasping a sword with the Latin slogan – With Fortitude. It is highly ironic because I have no fortitude. I am scared of my shadow. I have no grit at all. True story.
I love old Nikes. I remember having some black Nike Air Ballistic Force Highs in highschool. They were the coolest shoes that I ever owned. My dad almost had a stroke when he saw how much my mom paid for them. They were really well made and they still look fresh by today’s standards. To many people who worship hiphop culture sneakers are their connection to eternity – as valid as a form of expression in modern culture as a painting by Basquiat or Warhol or a classic Blues record by Robert Johnson. This is a redesign of the Nike Air Revolution. It is a shiny all red plastic looking pop art sculpture with a Beatles soundtrack and Benday dots. It was influenced by Yeezy’s Red Octobers. On a side note photoshop is great for rendering shiny stuff. Who knew painting silly monsters hones your shoe rendering skills.
This is my post postmodern redesign of Diet Coke. I call it sarcastic minimalism. It is meant to speak directly to generation Y. BTW you are literally looking at an ad. Eat your minimalistic heart out Pentagram.
Stubby cartoon number 3 pencil with bat wings. 2Spooky pencils that fly sometimes show up in my dreams. This is a logo of a pencil with bat wings.
I love cheap giant wide 80s skateboards and skateboard art. The cheesier the graphics and more garish the colors the better. I broke about 3 of them when I was a kid. And I couldn’t skate on anything else. Skating reminds me of warm summer afternoons pushing myself around what seemed like a massive block on a rough asphalt road – dodging giant tar blobs. I still have dreams about skating down the hill next to my parent’s house – and wiping out going to the store to buy tooth obliterating nowlaters. Monster eating a frog – skateboard.