I love the Cornetto Trilogy by Edgar Wright. They are some smart, funny, well written and acted movies. This is a Cornetto cone holding a cricket bat Like Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. He is going to use it to smash ice cream zombies.
This is a donut mascot. He has a giant smile, a crazy brain and sprinkles. He likes a good joke and and a hearty laugh. He finds himself laughing at all the wrong times. Donuts are so good. I live next to a Krispy Kreme. They make them so fresh, melty and good.
This is a cheeky mascot of the number one american junk food — the hamburger. It is the pinnacle of american culture. Empires were built with ingenuity, a hamburger patty and two pieces of bread. This is a sentient hamburger with an attitude, cheese and pickles.
I used to live in the heart of Georgia Peach country. I was in a tiny lazy orchard town right next to an interstate going south. I stayed inside most of the time and worked on my art. In the summer it was too hot and too humid. In the winter it was cold sparkly, crunchy and sometimes gray and wet. But it wasn’t comfortable. I used to drive with my grandma to a peach orchard even farther out in the country. Everything was green. The skys were puffy with nimbus clouds and the thunderstorms were regular. I don’t miss the thunderstorms. Or the humidity.
Ghost peppers are the hottest chili peppers in the world. This is a red cartoon chili pepper sticking out its tongue. It is fun to watch people eat these on Youtube. They are so hot that they can literally choke you. Be careful kiddie
I love Ghostbusters. It is the best comedy from the 80s. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has held a special place in my heart and in pop culture since he was invented and chosen as the final form of Gozer. He is so hefty, fluffy, sweet and sinister — just like a typical American. Merica! RIP Harold Ramis you were a genius. I wish I could still get as excited for movies as I did as a kid. There is something to be said for watching movies when you don’t quite understand how grownup life works. It ads a layer of magic to almost everything.
Chili peppers are so hot they will make you cry, set your mouth on fire and even make it hard to breathe. It is fun to watch people on YouTube eat chilis for views. Watch these two hipsters eat a chili called the Carolina Reaper. Cartoon red pepper with fire coming out of his mouth.
Hotdogs. They are right up there with hamburgers when it comes to iconic American food. They represent freedom and liberty. Merica! This is an image of a hot dog with a transparent background that is perfect for anybody who wants to post this famous American style junk food delicacy to their website.
Wake Up Mr. West.… Mr. West.…Mr. West. Kanye’s twitter is pretty disappointing. It is a disorganized venomous word salad from a man who needs to up his Lexapro dosage. Someone should probably take Twitter away from Mr West. Kanye stop being mean to Taylor Swift you insipid crack head. Maybe you should make a video game about how to be Kanye West without alienating the world and going broke. PERFECT.
Hey look it’s Bacon Donut’s bacon fish. Small world.
Pop Art fast food still life. I did this postmodern masterpiece when I was homeless in California for about a year. I lived at a truck stop and I took my laptop and Wacom around with me in my bag like a sketch pad. You would be surprised how many people were in the same boat around 2009. It was winter and I would get a large coffee every single day. Three Splendas and two creams make their industrial style coffee really good when you are poor, tired and worried. Hardees is where homeless people eat and go to the bathroom. Take that Manet you trust fund having turbo hack. You wouldn’t know modernity if it bit you in your overrated butt.