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Hamburger Mascot

hamburger mascot

hamburger mascot


This is a cheeky mascot of the number one american junk food – the hamburger. It is the pinnacle of american culture. Empires were built with ingenuity, a hamburger patty and two pieces of bread. This is a sentient hamburger with an attitude, cheese and pickles.
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Georgia Peach Cartoon

georgia peach cartoon

georgia peach cartoon

I used to live in the heart of Georgia Peach country. I was in a tiny lazy orchard town right next to an interstate going south. I stayed inside most of the time and worked on my art. In the summer it was too hot and too humid. In the winter it was cold sparkly, crunchy and sometimes gray and wet. But it wasn’t comfortable. I used to drive with my grandma to a peach orchard even farther out in the country. Everything was green. The skys were puffy with nimbus clouds and the thunderstorms were regular. I don’t miss the thunderstorms. Or the humidity.

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Ghost Pepper Cartoon 2

Ghost Pepper Cartoon 2

Ghost Pepper Cartoon 2


Ghost peppers are the hottest chili peppers in the world. This is a red cartoon chili pepper sticking out its tongue. It is fun to watch people eat these on Youtube. They are so hot that they can literally choke you. Be careful kiddie
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

I love Ghostbusters. It is the best comedy from the 80s. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has held a special place in my heart and in pop culture since he was invented and chosen as the final form of Gozer. He is so hefty, fluffy, sweet and sinister – just like a typical American. Merica! RIP Harold Ramis you were a genius. I wish I could still get as excited for movies as I did as a kid. There is something to be said for  watching movies when you don’t quite understand how grownup life works. It ads a layer of magic to almost everything.

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Ghost Pepper Cartoon

carolina reaper cartoon

ghost pepper cartoon

Chili peppers are so hot they will make you cry, set your mouth on fire and  even make it hard to breathe. It is fun to watch people on YouTube eat chilis for views. Watch these two hipsters eat a chili called the Carolina Reaper. Cartoon red pepper with fire coming out of his mouth.

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Hot Dog With a Transparent Background

hot dog with transparent background

hot dog with transparent background

Hotdogs. They are right up there with hamburgers when it comes to iconic American food. They represent freedom and liberty. Merica! This is an image of a hot dog with a transparent background that is perfect for anybody who wants to post this famous American style junk food delicacy to their website.

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Kanye Breakfast Face

kanye bear breakfast face

kanye bear breakfast

Wake Up Mr. West…. Mr. West….Mr. West. Kanye’s twitter is pretty disappointing. It is a disorganized venomous word salad from a man who needs to up his Lexapro dosage. Someone should probably take Twitter away from Mr West. Kanye stop being mean to Taylor Swift you insipid crack head. Maybe you should make a video game about how to be Kanye West without alienating the world and going broke. PERFECT.

Hey look it’s Bacon Donut’s bacon fish. Small world.

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