This is a goofy red bass. He has no self confidence. He has green eyes and purple fins. He eats too many dragon flies and it has made him fat and complacent.
Rainbow fish live in the brackish warm mud puddles of summer thunderstorms. They poke their eyes up out of the water to look around and bite the toes of unsuspecting kids who splash next to them with bare feet.
This is a purple monster fish with red spines and a yellow eye. He likes to swim around in the shallow blue waters of St Martin looking for starfish to eat. Be careful not to step on him – he is poisonous.
This is a magical Unicorn Narwhal. They doot giant rainbow clouds through their blowhole. If you see one make a wish and it will come true.
Frank Zappa released Yellow Shark a few weeks before he died of cancer. It is a collection of orchestral music that he concentrated more on as he reached the end of his life. It was named after a Plexiglas fish that he got in 1988. I’m fascinated by how intelligent he was. He had the brain of a science professor in an industry famous for acid burnouts. You should watch his interviews on Youtube.
I love exotic saltwater fish – they are so glowy and and sparkly and they have such beautiful shapes and colors. I remember going snorkeling in Jamaica and having a panic attack as I looked down at the ocean floor beneath me. Swimming in such clear water in what amounts to a massive very deep pool triggered my fear of heights instantly. I had the feeling that I was flying above an alien landscape with no safety net. I promptly turned around and swam back to the boat.