I love fish. Dont harm them. This is an experiment in post postmodern cubism. This is concept art about deconstruction.
This is a fish riding a Crappie Bike. It is based on a saying by Irina Dunn: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”.
I am pretty sure trigger fish are aliens. Just look at their alien shape and psychedelic colors and tell me they didn’t hitch a ride to this planet on an asteroid. I am almost certain they are the product of panspermia and they came from Titan – the icy moon of Saturn.
Goofy blue fish with green eyes and purple lips. They live deep inside dirty toilets and eat the army of bacteria and microbes in there.
This is a porcupine fish. When they get scared they puff up and show their spines. I love their smiley face and giant eyes.
This is an illustration of a silly blue fish with scales and yellow eyes.
This is a goofy red bass. He has no self confidence. He has green eyes and purple fins. He eats too many dragon flies and it has made him fat and complacent.
Rainbow fish live in the brackish warm mud puddles of summer thunderstorms. They poke their eyes up out of the water to look around and bite the toes of unsuspecting kids who splash next to them with bare feet.
This is a purple monster fish with red spines and a yellow eye. He likes to swim around in the shallow blue waters of St Martin looking for starfish to eat. Be careful not to step on him – he is poisonous.
This is a magical Unicorn Narwhal. They doot giant rainbow clouds through their blowhole. If you see one make a wish and it will come true.
Frank Zappa released Yellow Shark a few weeks before he died of cancer. It is a collection of orchestral music that he concentrated more on as he reached the end of his life. It was named after a Plexiglas fish that he got in 1988. I’m fascinated by how intelligent he was. He had the brain of a science professor in an industry famous for acid burnouts. You should watch his interviews on Youtube.
I love exotic saltwater fish – they are so glowy and and sparkly and they have such beautiful shapes and colors. I remember going snorkeling in Jamaica and having a panic attack as I looked down at the ocean floor beneath me. Swimming in such clear water in what amounts to a massive very deep pool triggered my fear of heights instantly. I had the feeling that I was flying above an alien landscape with no safety net. I promptly turned around and swam back to the boat.
This is a giant shark talking to a tiny fish in the medium depth waters of of the middle ocean. Do I have food in my teeth?
This is a fish with tiger stripes. He paints them on himself to blend in to the seaweed jungles of the steamy waters of southern Martinique. He is sure it doesn’t matter if he is hard to see because he is the only fish in the ocean.
This is an oar fish. They live in deep water and only rarely venture out into shallow water to be seen by people. They look like underwater dragons and they are supposed to be able to predict earthquakes and tsunamis.