Buck Toothed Jack-o-Lantern

bucktoothed-jack-o-lantern

bucktoothed-jack-o-lantern

This is a crazy bucktoothed jack-o-lantern for Halloween. His name is Jeff and he has lost his marbles. The pressure of being a pumpkin has finally gotten to him. He sometimes thinks that he is a human who is experiencing what it is like to be a pumpkin as a part of some sort of  secret government experiment to identify the human soul.

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Plug DJ Rave Avatar

plug-dj-rave-avatar

plug-dj-rave-avatar


This is a plug DJ avatar that I created back in 2012. I put their default dancer in a monster outfit. He is paranoid and ready to dance with glow sticks.

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Chickadee Cartoon

chickadee cartoon

chickadee cartoon

This is a Chickadee cartoon styled illustration, it is one of the tiniest birds. I used to watch them at my grandma’s bird feeder.

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Black Cat Illustration

black cat illustration

black cat illustration

This is an illustration of a black kitty cat – they catch alot of bull around Halloween. Superstition is silly. Please don’t hurt cats.

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Monster Shooting The Bird Skate Deck

monster shooting bird skate deck

monster shooting bird skate deck

This is a blue monster with 4 eyes shooting the bird. It is the most gnarly skate deck in the world. It is one of a kind and impossible to buy. It is priceless and a pop culture icon.

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Toucan With No Beak

surreal toucan with no beak

toucan with no beak

Toucans sometimes lose their beak. If they bang it too hard it will fall off their head. You can find lost toucan beaks allover the rainforest floor. This is a surrealistic painting of a toucan sans-beak with a stern human face.

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Crazy Jack-o-Lantern

crazy jack-o-lantern with a knife

crazy jack-o-lantern with a knife

This is a sentient self carving jack-o-lantern created by Monsanto. He has a flaming personality disorder that causes him to make silly faces at trick-or-treaters as they pass him by. He clatters his teeth and makes fart sounds with his mouth as he is cutting his face with a large filet knife. Knife not included.

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Frankenstein Looking Confused

frankenstein worried

frankenstein perplexed

Frank has been shown the error of his ways. He is a sensitive fella. He is called Frankenstein but his real name is Frank – AKA the monster. People confuse him for the guy who made him. He likes reading the Onion. Onions have layers.

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Humpty Dumpty Urban

humpty dumpty urban illustration

humpty dumpty urban illustration

This is Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall with graffiti and skinny jeans. He is an egg with a fragile shell  and he fell off the wall. But they put him back together after printing him a pristine new shell with a 3-D Printer.

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