This is a depressed green fish with yellow teeth and wrinkles. He hates the world and the fish in it. He knows cigarettes are killing him but he continues to smoke because it makes him look cool at work. Sometimes when he is especially gloomy he sits at the bottom of the pond under a black vortex.
This is a blue barrel eye fish. The are incredibly cool real fish that have a transparent head and false eyes on the outside and real barrel shaped eyes inside their head. They actually look through their forehead and resemble some sort of alien robot submarine.
Alphie the happy red fish jumps up out of the water to eat fireflies when he is happy. He likes to talk to himself before he jumps. He says stuff like “you can do it Alphie” and “Rome wasn’t built in a day Alphie”. It helps him feel better.
This is a cartoon dolphin jumping out of the water. Dolphins are amazing. They are smarter than fish because they were highly social predatory land mammals who evolved to be able to swim like a fish to survive. They hunt in packs and communicate with clicks and whistles. They have a giant brain and are thought to be some of the smartest animals alive. Go team mammal.
This is a green fish with red stripes. He is a happy peppermint Christmas fish. He comes out of hibernation around thanksgiving. He is so sweet that he flavors the water he swims in.
Blue Surgeonfish art for the portfolio. This is a tropical fish named after the scalpel sharp spines on either side of its tail. It is classified as Acanthuridae — or thorn tail. Dorie from Finding Nemo is in this family of fish.
The Angler fish has an illuminated lure attached to a filament on its head that it waves back and forth to attract other fish to prey on. It is a scary looking small round fish with transparent skin, a large mouth, many sharp teeth and bio luminescent nodes on its body.
This fish is called Jed. He lives in the dirty green water of Grandma’s covered swimming pool. He eats trapped tiger beetles and paddle bugs and poops in the water until it is cloudy. He swims around aimlessly in giant arcs of boredom. He is blue with green eyes, purple lips and fins.
Aquatic carnivores are so freaking cute and cuddly. This guy has just targeted a certain unsuspecting, disparaged, top heavy, tube top wearing pink herring.