This is a fat brown dog with a red and green eye. He is a junkyard dog with a lazy streak. He is bloated because he eats nothing but corn chips and all the sodium makes him retain water. Sometimes he gets so bloated he cant walk so he sits on the front porch watching cars pass.
This is is a giant blue ape with aqua skin and blue eyes. He is a peaceful animal who eats flowers and poptarts. He has adhd and feet that work like hands. He sometimes uses his feet to pick his nose.
I love how cute manatees are. They are so chubby and cuddly and sweet. I hate that they are endangered and that motorboats kill hundreds of them yearly. This is a chubby sea cow hanging from a rainbow. Save the manatees.
This is an angry fat cat pooping in a box. His name is George and he is self conscious when you watch him poop. He prefers it if you look away.
This is a Chickadee cartoon styled illustration, it is one of the tiniest birds. I used to watch them at my grandma’s bird feeder.
This is an illustration of a black kitty cat – they catch alot of bull around Halloween. Superstition is silly. Please don’t hurt cats.
This is a bright purple frog with blue eyes. If you lick him on his back you will be inundated by a purple ocean of spirally geometric shapes and hear ancient mayan flute music played on an electric guitar echoing in your head for days. Be kind to frogs – all amphibians are endangered and need our help.
Toucans sometimes lose their beak. If they bang it too hard it will fall off their head. You can find lost toucan beaks allover the rainforest floor. This is a surrealistic painting of a toucan sans-beak with a stern human face.
This is a cute green bug with big blue bug eyes. He is sweet, he likes coffee and he plays fortnite. He has tiny arms and legs and he rolls back onto his shell to watch youtube.
This is a retro black cat with angry eyes. He is sitting in front of a sunburst background and sticking out his tongue. He has 13 piercings. He got them to show other cats how tough he is.