The T-Rex isn’t hindered by his tiny arms. With the aid of mechanical assistance — he can pick up litter as effectively as any other kid dinosaur. Picking up litter is fun and rewarding. It gives you the comfy feeling of helping make the world around you a cleaner and more beautiful place. We should take care of our planet. It is absolutely the only one we will ever have. And it has to last a very long time.
The rarest rare Pepe is priceless. It is the rare diamond Pepe. If you ever find it wandering around in the meme jungle be sure to pick it up. You can sell it for millions of dollarydoos. Rare Pepe collectors from all over the planet would kill to have one. Just don’t let the Pepe police know that you are trading in endangered Pepes. It is illegal and could land you in prison. But real collectors can’t resist the pull of owning the rarest pepe and hanging it in their bathroom along with their prized collection of fine material things. They see life as a race to attain the most stuff. A competition where the winner dies with the most rare collection of shiny doodads created with human ingenuity.
Geckos are like tiny dragons. They scurry around and munch on bugs and some enterprising people use them like environmentally friendly exterminators to eat their roaches. Geckos have tiny hooks on their feet that let them climb walls like a ninja. Check out this video on YouTube of a blue gecko molting. YouTube is such an amazing site — I never get tired of browsing through random videos of cool stuff. It perfectly fits my scattered brain. This is an electric blue gecko illustration.
Badgers are small short legged scavengers that are intelligent and fierce fighters known for their courage. They eat bird eggs, grubs, worms and hedgehogs. They are in the same family as weasels, ferrets, otters and wolverines. They are intelligent, playful and sweet but they will fight when cornered — even with animals that are much larger than they are. Cruel sports like hunting and badger baiting used to be common but they have been outlawed in most places. This is a European badger. They are the largest and marked with two distinctive bold stripes on their head. Sweet springtime cartoon badger.
I love frogs. Their summer time songs at night remind me of being a happy little kid at home having adventures in the back yard. I lived in a tiny town surrounded by nature. I remember dreams of green stuff and humidity and fireflies and stars. I have dreams almost every night about tunneling through the woods among strange animals and bugs. I remember dirt roads and being lost and fields surrounded by forests and firebreaks.
Hyenas look so gnarly. Their proportions are all freakish, their features are all monster like and their coloration is ugly. I made this one electric blue for giggles. Hyenas are punk scavengers. They hunt in packs and eat anything they can find. They are known for driving larger predators off of their kill. And they have a reputation in pop culture for being cowardly. In folklore they are said to steal children, influence peoples spirits and rob graves.
Crocodile Tears means an insincere display of emotion. An example would be a hypocrite crying fake tears of sadness to draw in their unsuspecting prey. The saying comes from an ancient belief that crocodiles shed tears as they fed. It is not true but that doesn’t really matter. It is just another example of how creative, colorful and cool the English language is. This is a green croc crying crocodile tears to draw in tiny unsuspecting bird brain yellow birds for a quick meal. Green crocodile wiping his tears with Kleenex.
I have lived allover the place in my travels. One of the cooler towns is Statesboro, GA. It is a very Southern very small Georgia town with a massive university. The students are cool but the town’s people can be kind of odd and unwelcoming. Some of the people there fleece the endless flow of new students with predatory towing — where tow trucks patrol like vultures. They call themselves the Boro. The name fits. They can be kind of stubborn
Awww kitties are so sweet. :3 They don’t even get mad at you when you post 5 year old memes. Its not that they are amused by them — like with most things they are just kind of tolerant but a little bit aloof.
Ren and Stimpy was my favorite cartoon as a kid. It was so rude and funny compared to other shows at the time. It broke ground because it was written by the artists. So they naturally came up with funniest and most fun stuff to draw. The art also had a retro feel when retro was almost unheard of. The best parts were the detailed stills that illustrated gross out subjects. This picture of ren was inspired by those paintings.