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Doggy Snack Cartoon

Doggy Snack

Doggy Snack

This is an illustration of a yellow doggy begging while balancing a treat on his nose. He is a good pupper. He has the discipline to wait for his owner to give him a command before he eats his doggy snack. He likes to think about fetching sticks, rummaging through the bushes in front of the house and dreaming of running through flowery meadows after kitty cats and squirrels to take his mind off of the treat. And when given the command he will gobble it up and crunch it with his back teeth. His mouth is watering thinking about his treat.

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Hamster Ball Cartoon

Rhino The Hamster

Rhino The Hamster

I love Bolt. It is an underrated Disney classic about coming to terms with reality as you grow up. Besides being a sobering take on my childhood and mid life for that matter- it is a great buddy travel movie. Nothing is more comfy than than falling to sleep while you travel across the US  with animated buddies. It is even more comfy if it is a winter night and you have lots of blankets to keep you toasty and safe. Rhino is a hamster who watches too much TV and he experiences everything he knows about life through the lens of television and a clear plastic bubble that both protects him from the outside world and keeps him from escaping into the wild. I identify with his plight. What he lacks in talent and experience he makes up for with love and enthusiasm. The guy who played him is Disney story man Mark Walton. In Rhino he created probably the single greatest spoof on the turbo geek fanboy in movie history. Nothing is more entertaining than a person who is delusional, lovable and propelled through reality by geekery. Rhino hamster ball illustration.

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Stimpy Existential Angst

Stimpy Existential Angst Nope Reaction Face

Stimpy Existential Angst Nope Reaction Face

This is an illustration of Stimpy with existential angst. He has felt the weight and anomie of modern life on his narrow shoulders and it is hard for him to breathe. Stimpy used to be a carefree clod with zero worries. Then reality caught up with him and he feels the gnawing pangs of adult cathood in the tightness in his chest. He worries that Ren will be forced to move on and he will have to pay his own property taxes, empty his own litter box and make his utility payments himself. He isn’t sure that he is up to the challenge of taking care of himself in an uncaring and hostile world. Note to self: don’t watch YouTube videos about newly diagnosed cancer patients before bed.

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Schrödinger’s Cat Cartoon

Schrödinger's-cat

Schrödinger’s cat is dead and alive

A cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.

Until the box is opened, an observer doesn’t know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat’s fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be “living and dead … in equal parts” until it is observed.

In other words, until the box was opened, the cat’s state is completely unknown and therefore, the cat is considered to be both alive and dead at the same time until it is observed.

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Gimp Mascot Illustration

gimp logo realistic

gimp logo realistic

Gimp is an open source photo manipulation and painting application that functions much like photoshop. It is amazing how many incredibly smart people dedicate years of their life to projects like this. It represents how the world should work. Everyone should support cool projects like gimp. Their mascot is called Wilber. This is a semi realistic treatment of Wilber painted in Gimp.

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Cat Pizzaing Meme

Cat Pizzaing Meme

Cat Pizzaing Meme

In the spirit of cat breading is cat pizzaing. Nothing says meme like poking your cats head through a giant slice of pizza. They love it but it can leave them a bit confused. No cats were harmed in making this meme illustration. I love kitties. <3

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Young Dinosaur Picking Up Litter

young red dinosaur picking up litter

young red dinosaur picking up litter

The T-Rex isn’t hindered by his tiny arms. With the aid of mechanical assistance – he can pick up litter as effectively as any other kid dinosaur. Picking up litter is fun and rewarding. It gives you the comfy feeling of helping make the world around you a cleaner and more beautiful place. We should take care of our planet. It is absolutely the only one we will ever have. And it has to last a very long time.

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