This is me drawing and painting a parrot drinking a margarita because t‑shirt shops want to know I am a classy guy with marketable skills and I am up on the cool pop culture imagery.
Parrot Drinking a Margarita
Doge With Two Heads
I love doge. He is so cheeky dancy and silly. He is a lovable nod to lol cats from a while back. He is pretty long in the tooth as far as memes go but still funny. I did this a while back and decided to repost it. Doge Monster illustration. Doge with two heads.
Indian Riding Giant War Bird
This is a giant yellow bird of war with an indian rider. He stands over 25 feet tall and has massive talons and a razor sharp beak. He can fly and run over 50 mph. He has custom war paint designed to protect him from harm in battle. I keep making revisions to him. In this last round of changes I made him look less like a songbird and more like a raptor. He now has piercing eyes, powerful running legs, man made spurs and a look more inline with native american dress.
Vampire Bat Cartoon
vampire-bat-cartoon
Vampire bat cartoon for Halloween. Vampire bats are hipsters. They only come out at night and they hang from their toes when they sleep.
Kitty Cat Cartoon
kitty cat cartoon
This is an illustration of a cute gray kitty with a bell collar around his neck. I love kitties. They are domesticated but they have a wild streak inside them. It is cool to watch their predator instincts kick in when they are hunting a tiny bug or lizard. They go into a hyper cute ninja mode that is a remnant of their lion ancestors. Bells are like a kitty alarm system to protect our songbird buddies from being eaten. This is one of my favorite animals.
Parappa The Rapper
This is Parappa the rapper. He is a cute hiphop dog created by pop artist Rodney Greenblat and the first rhythm game I remember playing.
Titmouse Bird Cartoon
titmouse illustration
Baby titmouse perched on a wire. Tiny kawaii baby birds are my favorites. We get these little gray tufted titmice on our backyard feeders. To think — I used to shoot these cute little critters with my bb gun as a kid. The horror. Illustrator and photoshop.
Titmouse cartoon.
Kingfisher Illustration
kingfisher illustration
I love birds. It is amazing that lifeforms have willed themselves into the air via countless years of minute changes by natural selection. Kingfishers have enormous heads and beaks designed to help them catch fish. They look like cartoon humming birds.
Purple Finch Illustration
This is a purple finch illustration. I used to watch them in the backyard with my grandma.
Chickadee Illustration
chickadee cartoon
Chickadees are so small and cute. They flit and jump around in a matrix of abbreviated jerks and pops. I am almost certain they are tiny machines. I used to watch them feast at my grandma’s bird feeder.
Scissor Tailed Flycatcher
scissor tailed fly catcher
I love listening to birds go off at sunrise in spring. It is like they have been beat down by harsh winter weather and they celebrate the return of warmth and greenery. I live next to a college campus and it is inundated with large old growth trees and songbirds. When I walk outside to go to work I am hit by a deep field of cacophonous echoing happy bird sound that is unlike anything I have heard before. It is like something out of a vast swirling dreamscape where birds are sentient machines and their songs have a secret coded meaning.
Dodo Bird
This is a Dodo. His name is Jeff. He walks around the forest with no fear and no marketable skills. He is unable to function in the world. Nature is harsh and unforgiving and his brain is soft like a puppy’s belly. Jeff is the last of his species and he is unable to understand the significance of extinction.
Uga Mascot Angry
This is UGA’s new athletic mark made to look three dimensional. I also gave him a more human like angry expression and some bulldog drool. Dogs have amazing expressions — it is a shame their new mark gave Uga a blank stare.