I love Uga. He is the coolest school mascot by far. Here is the new athletic mark without the thick outlines and anrier eyes. I also gave him a meaner expression and made him look dimensional. Dogs have evolved to depend on us to survive. And part of that change is their ability to show expressions and read our expressions like a person. It is amazing how much like people they are.
Badgers are small short legged scavengers that are intelligent and fierce fighters known for their courage. They eat bird eggs, grubs, worms and hedgehogs. They are in the same family as weasels, ferrets, otters and wolverines. They are intelligent, playful and sweet but they will fight when cornered – even with animals that are much larger than they are. Cruel sports like hunting and badger baiting used to be common but they have been outlawed in most places. This is a European badger. They are the largest and marked with two distinctive bold stripes on their head. Sweet springtime cartoon badger.
Nyan cat is one of the first internet memes I remember. He is a sweet animated poptart kitty who flies through space on a rainbow. He also has a 10/10 soundtrack.
Campy plastic purple owl clock. I imagine his eyes and tail moving back and forth to keep time. And the blue sunburst light in the background spinning.
When unicorns indulge in too many sweets they often vomit up copious amounts of partially digested rainbow colored sugary confections.
Human induced global warming is very much like the anecdote about the boiling frog. If you want to boil a live frog — you have to slowly increase the water temperature so that the frog cannot perceive the change or it will jump out of the pot before it is cooked.
This was inspired by a trip to petco. I watched a baby chameleon stalk and eat a cricket for about 15 minutes. It was pretty bad ass to watch his prehensile tail and freaky feet in action. I kid you not — they have alien feet.
This is happy doggy Zap. He has a mischievous air about him. He likes to prance around the back yard marking his territory with squirts and little packages. That’s right — he left a package for you on the ol’ rug.
A cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.
Until the box is opened, an observer doesn’t know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat’s fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be “living and dead … in equal parts” until it is observed.
In other words, until the box was opened, the cat’s state is completely unknown and therefore, the cat is considered to be both alive and dead at the same time until it is observed.
In the spirit of cat breading is cat pizzaing. Nothing says meme like poking your cats head through a giant slice of pizza. They love it but it can leave them a bit confused. No cats were harmed in making this meme illustration. I love kitties. <3