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Fish Brain Alien

Fish Brain Alien


This is an alien life form with a big goofy smile, a ray gun, a brain that is a fish that swims around in his transparent braincase and a deep sense of his own faultiness. This green alien is a goofy looking extraterrestrial creature with highly advanced but funny looking technology. The gun he is holding melts people. But it doesn’t melt everybody – only sociopaths. It melts people who lie and cheat and rat to the boss about every miniscule aspect of the work day. Pew pew pew. Die conniving evil doers who stay up all night and play videogames and eat cheetos instead of bettering themselves.

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Alien Clown Angry

alien clown mad

alien clown mad

I love Alien clowns. I imagine their anger when they fly billions of light years in their candy colored ships across the vast blank cold darkness of space only to discover that they landed in the armpit of california. They want to use their vast knowledge of science to correct the drought and wash the air clean but feel like it would just get dirty again and the earthlings would waste away their water on their stupid lawns. Alien planet to Earth – stop wasting your water. They feel like they probably should have landed in a city like Montreal where they could go to circuses and theme parks and do clowney things like eat cotton candy and scare spoiled kids. But they have to be happy with being sprawled out in front of their turbo ac trying to keep cool.

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Alien Reptilian Politician

alien reptilian politician

alien reptilian politician


I am certain that the conspiracy sites are right about one thing – our government and political system have been overtaken by reptilian aliens from another star system. They have been here since the beginning of human history hiding in plain sight. They have cloaking devices that let them appear to be suave smooth talking humans with large houses and flexible morals. I just wish they would come out and reveal themselves. When they do – it will change the planet. They will usher in a new age of peace and prosperity. They will bring us infinite free energy and all of the meal-worms we can eat. VOTE REPTILIAN in 2016.

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Kyle Odom Alien

kyle odom alien

kyle odom alien

Kyle Odom was wanted for shooting a pastor in Idaho who spoke at a Cruz rally. Then he was captured at the White House trying to communicate with Obama by letter about doing more to combat aliens that are secretly in control of the world. He believes hyper sexual aliens who tried to molest him and who are disguised to look like humans had altered his mind to make him more intelligent and were communicating with him through dreams and trying to sacrifice him like Jesus as an example to humanity after he failed to carry out their plans for him. Kyle is a text book example of the extraordinary paranoid delusions that a schizophrenic mind creates as it tries to make sense of the world. It is a brain disorder that keeps the schizophrenic from focusing their attention on a single train of though – making the world very scary and confusing and it also creates auditory and visual hallucinations that make it impossible for a sufferer to tell imagination from reality. I love watching youtube videos about mental illness. The human brain is a fascinating subject. This alien is based on a drawing that Kyle made.  As Kyle wrote: “My life was ruined by an intelligent species of amphibian-humanoid from Mars.” They look like the Grinch to me. xD.

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Reptilian Alien

reptilian alien

It amazes me that people actually believe that the world is run by aliens. I love watching videos about reptilians in particular. There is a British guy named David Icke who first made reptilians famous by writing books about how they are secretly in control of the world. His theories are like something out of a complex scifi novel. He believes world elites are secretly interbred with and controlled by an alien reptilian race that is cloaked to look like normal humans. They sometimes give themselves away when their slit like pupils become visible for a few seconds. They have a humanoid shape with yellow catlike eyes and scaly green skin. I like how Icke draws on ancient myths from around the world and connects them with his own beliefs about reptilians and their interactions with humanity throughout pre-history. You should watch him on YouTube. He is very entertaining. If only reality was as cool and mysterious as he believes it to be. I am pretty sure everybody wearing a hoodie is secretly a reptilian.

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Alien Bieber

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Alien Bieber


I have it on good authority that Justin Bieber is an alien Gray. He hails from the Orion constellation. For proof just study the deep scientific catchiness of his songs. They were constructed with advanced alien intelligence to get lodged in your head and specifically control the minds of every Millennial female on this planet. I am pretty sure his goal is to round them all up and take them to his home planet where he will put them to work in an intergalactic Chinese sweatshop making space widgets.

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Alien With a Gun

Alien With a Ray Gun

Alien With a Ray Gun

I love alien kooks – they are some of the most entertaining people on the web. I like to listen to their stories on old Art Bell shows on Youtube. Some of their tales of spooky alien encounters are brilliant. Sometimes I wish an alien would abduct me and show me around their shimmering extraterrestrial world. This is an alien gray with a giant advanced technology blaster gun. He is the alien who visited John Lennon in New York in the 70s. Don’t make him angry or he’ll fire green stuff at you. Pew pew.

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