This is a fat orange monster with tight spandex clothes. He has purple lips and spines. He also has blue teeth.
This is a fish riding a Crappie Bike. It is based on a saying by Irina Dunn: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”.
This is an illustration of a black kitty cat – they catch alot of bull around Halloween. Superstition is silly. Please don’t hurt cats.
This is a bright purple frog with blue eyes. If you lick him on his back you will be inundated by a purple ocean of spirally geometric shapes and hear ancient mayan flute music played on an electric guitar echoing in your head for days. Be kind to frogs – all amphibians are endangered and need our help.
This is a blue monster with 4 eyes shooting the bird. It is the most gnarly skate deck in the world. It is one of a kind and impossible to buy. It is priceless and a pop culture icon.
I am pretty sure trigger fish are aliens. Just look at their alien shape and psychedelic colors and tell me they didn’t hitch a ride to this planet on an asteroid. I am almost certain they are the product of panspermia and they came from Titan – the icy moon of Saturn.
Toucans sometimes lose their beak. If they bang it too hard it will fall off their head. You can find lost toucan beaks allover the rainforest floor. This is a surrealistic painting of a toucan sans-beak with a stern human face.
This is a sentient self carving jack-o-lantern created by Monsanto. He has a flaming personality disorder that causes him to make silly faces at trick-or-treaters as they pass him by. He clatters his teeth and makes fart sounds with his mouth as he is cutting his face with a large filet knife. Knife not included.
This is a cute green bug with big blue bug eyes. He is sweet, he likes coffee and he plays fortnite. He has tiny arms and legs and he rolls back onto his shell to watch youtube.
Frank has been shown the error of his ways. He is a sensitive fella. He is called Frankenstein but his real name is Frank – AKA the monster. People confuse him for the guy who made him. He likes reading the Onion. Onions have layers.
This is Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall with graffiti and skinny jeans. He is an egg with a fragile shell and he fell off the wall. But they put him back together after printing him a pristine new shell with a 3-D Printer.
This is a little kid dressed up for halloween. He has a giant head and he loves halloween because it lets him cover it up with a mask. He is wearing a white wizard robe and a Kanye 2020 button.