There is a conspiracy that Paul McCartney was replaced by an MK Ultra robot in the late 60s. It was an attempt by the illuminati to control the counterculture that the Beatles were key in spreading throughout the world. This is a picture of Paul with his face retracted so that the CIA can fix a glitch in his motherboard. The intervention by the illuminati explains why the Beatles changed their name to Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and made one of the most culturally significant albums in the history of pop culture.
Thunderstorms roll in almost every day in the Southeast in the summer. It is scary to see roiling black clouds overhead in the afternoon. In Georgia we are between the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico so we get massive doses of moisture mixed with blistering heat. We almost never have rain without fireworks – the atmosphere is almost always unsettled. I am so afraid of violent weather – it is my phobia. That and asteroids …. and girls.
This is a blue monster with pink parts and yellow teeth. His name is Ricky and he walks around the Walmart parking-lot in a daze. He imagines that he is famous and he waves at people and passes gas when they aren’t around.
Sid Vicious was the embodiment of punk rock. He flamed out at a very early age after he overdosed on heroin a few days after killing his girlfriend Nancy with a knife. His band the Sex Pistols had only one album before they dissolved. But their influence on popular culture was massive. Their infamous manager Malcolm McLaren gets the credit for creating the Sex Pistols and using them to sell clothes and touch a nerve in British culture at a time when people were disillusioned with the music industry and Western society as a whole. Punk was rebelling against the counter culture movement brought about by hippies and flower children – they saw it as artificially happy and fake at a time when the youth in England were out of work and angry.
Sonic was one of my favorite 2-d platformers. I remember when the Sega Genesis was Hi-tech and consoles were judged on how many colors they could display. Two dimensional platformers from that era were very hard. You needed a streak of masochism to complete them – as you died thousands of times getting good enough to complete each stage. Sonic in S&M. The safe word is chaos.
This is a green monster with one eye and a pet frog. The monster is named John and his frog is called slippy. He likes to pet and care for him – he is especially careful with him so he doesn’t hurt him. He feeds him dead flies and earthworms for din din. He knows that all amphibians are endangered so he wants slippy to be healthy and happy.
This is Casey Neistat. He is a Youtube creator. He makes lots of money and gets lots of free toys for making random videos about his life in NYC. He is a great editor and his movies are addictive. They let you see how amazing a massive city like NewYork is from a self propelled skateboard with Casey’s unique point of view. I love YouTube – it is easily one of the most compelling inventions humanity has ever created. It is like looking into the mind of god.