I did this friendly purple cartoon monster for a design firm in Minnesota. Garrison Kiellor told me to insert a Lutheran joke here. Purple monster with green hands and feet, green hair and a red nose.
Purple Monster Cartoon
8 Eyed Monster With Braces
This is a blue cleaning monster with glasses and rubber gloves and a sponge. He also has pink hair and braces. Clean your room!
Parrot Drinking a Margarita
This is me drawing and painting a parrot drinking a margarita because t‑shirt shops want to know I am a classy guy with marketable skills and I am up on the cool pop culture imagery.
Post Malone Monster With Headphones
This is a happy blue Post Malone monster with Jordans, headphones, tentacle arms and one eyeball. He clicks his gold teeth to the rhythm of the music he is listening to and it makes his dentist mad. His one eye represents the influence of the Illuminati.
Red Crab Cartoon
This is a happy red crab with white polka dots. He lives on the bottom of the ocean and he crabs around gobbling up spoiled food people threw into the english channel — singing tunes from the little mermaid. When he eats he makes snibity snab noises.
Silly Monsters Riding Firetruck
Monsters like to ride around small towns on old fashioned firetrucks with their monster buds. They ride around in circles blasting music, waving at random people and smiling. They are too timid to put out fires but they like the idea of fire hoses and saving people.
Doge With Two Heads
I love doge. He is so cheeky dancy and silly. He is a lovable nod to lol cats from a while back. He is pretty long in the tooth as far as memes go but still funny. I did this a while back and decided to repost it. Doge Monster illustration. Doge with two heads.
Indian Riding Giant War Bird
This is a giant yellow bird of war with an indian rider. He stands over 25 feet tall and has massive talons and a razor sharp beak. He can fly and run over 50 mph. He has custom war paint designed to protect him from harm in battle. I keep making revisions to him. In this last round of changes I made him look less like a songbird and more like a raptor. He now has piercing eyes, powerful running legs, man made spurs and a look more inline with native american dress.
Monster Under the Bed 2
This is a monster under Timmy’s bed. He is waiting patiently for an unsuspecting house cat to jump down without looking so he can gobble him up. He is a transparent green slime monster with red eyes and lots of pointy teeth.
Eustace Tilley
This is an illustration of Eustace Tilley for the Newyorker. He is their dandy intellectual mascot with a monocle and a butterfly bro.
Vampire Bat Cartoon
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Vampire bat cartoon for Halloween. Vampire bats are hipsters. They only come out at night and they hang from their toes when they sleep.
Jacques Derrida Cartoon
Jacques Derrida is one of the most well known twentieth century philosophers. He invented a form of analysis called Deconstruction. Although not purely negative, deconstruction is primarily concerned with something like a critique of – aka a caustic assault on – the Western philosophical tradition and the torching of Western culture as a whole. Deconstruction is the empirical verisimilitude of elongated memes that have bent under the weight of world culture. Finding meaning in the wage slavery of profundity is synonymous with yellow cat of happiness and scared purple dog of anxiety. His assaults on Western culture were driven and informed by his experience of anti semitism in French Algeria as a boy.
Caticorn With Takashi Murakami
This is a caticorn being ridden by Takashi Murakami. He is a famous Japanese pop artist who works in New York. This caticorn has a rainbow tail and blue eyes. He bounds through space and over rainbow nebulae — spiriting Takashi away into dreamland every night.
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