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This is clipart of the grim reaper. He represents death in Western Culture. Nothing cheapens death like making him the lowest form of art.

This is a chubby purple monster with spiky red hair picking a booger. He got a big one.

This is a kawaii dumpster fire. It represents the existential crisis that is 2020.

Monsters handle toxic waste because if the radiation mutates them nobody will notice.

This is a creepy scary alien clown. We are living in clown world.

This is a blue slime monster skateboarder. Because his body isn’t fully solid – when he does tricks his board passes straight through him. An upside to this physical state is he never gets hurt when he wipes out attempting new tricks. I gave him an intricate mechanical eye after watching youtube videos about watch making.

Purple fuzzies like to poof up their hair with mousse and a hairdryer. If they aren’t careful their hair will get brittle and dry.

This is a Sasquatch, yeti and Bigfoot illustration. I recently moved to Oregon and I am pretty sure he lives in the woods next to where I am staying. He is a friendly but socially awkward fella with big feet and a friendly smile. He works from home and codes medical applications for a company in San Francisco.

This is a green zombie soccer player illustration. He represents the mindless zombies who shuffle around in modern life consuming and following orders.