The fabled black monster is powerful. They come out at night and pass toxic purple gas clouds to knock their victims out. They slyly hunt sentient cotton candy using their keen red eyes, gobble them up and make sure to brush their teeth after so they don’t rot and fall out. They are very rare and you can sometimes find them in places with elevated levels of air pollution. They thrive on particulates and smog. The last one was spotted in the wild was in downtown LA at night in a makeshift tent. He was chilling listening to art bell on his battery powered radio and drinking a grape slushie.