I loved the Noid as a kid. He looked so cool – like a demented Nintendo mascot who scampered around ruining symbolic pizzas. I saw in his cross-eyed glee and sociopathic personality people from my own life. I saw a claymation portrayal of a spoiled bad guy who was out to ruin your pizza and your mood. That person was a terror, a monster and a narcissistic sadist. He took pleasure in annoying others and pooping in their hearts. He was a troll before the internet existed. He was created by well meaning knuckleheads who told him that he was smarter than everyone else, beautiful, talented and that he could be anything he wanted when he grew up. Brother was he in for a rude awakening. When dealing with other humans, and sometimes obese cats – make sure to avoid the Noid.