This is a green four eyed ogre called Charlie. He is an ugly fellow with a sweet disposition. He has 4 blue eyes and a shock of purple hair. He only wears underwear and he doesn’t change them for weeks on end. He isn’t comfortable in them until they are a crunchy yellowy brown. I love Weezer.They are a great mix of grunge and razor sharp pop rock. One of the coolest Radiohead covers ever is this take on Paranoid Android. Charlie loves them too.
This is Herbert the snail. He is slow and kind of icky and slimy but he is happy. He always has a giant smile as he slides across the ground leaving icky trails of slime behind him. He likes to spell out long vocabulary words to show the lady snails how smart he is. His favorite word to write is verisimilitude. He writes it in cursive.
This is a happy cartoon poo emoji. He is the emoji people use when they want to voice their displeasure in picture form. His name is Josh. He is okay with his role as cartoon poo – he is a popular poop.
This is a purple fish with red fins and yellow eyes. His name is Gin and he likes to swim around by himself in the brackish waters of house gutters. He feeds on algae and he keeps gutters clean and free of clogs. He has a dirty job but it doesn’t keep him from being happy.
This is a n undead soccer player posing with his foot on a soccer ball. Zombie soccer players are slow but they are methodical and careful ball handlers. They kick the with machine like precision and have great ball control. This guys name is Zod. He is isn’t very smart but he is loyal and consistent.
Kiss was a bit before my time. I remember teenagers loving them when I was very young. They seemed like devil music and the type of band that the bad kids liked. By today’s standard they are just straight ahead corporate arena rock with makeup. Hardly anything sinister or subversive. But their iconic face paint is cool.
This is a red monster with eyestalks. He has green eyes and a blue nose. He also has blue feet and claws. He loves to chew his tonails when nobody is looking. They are blueberry flavored. He also likes to pass gas in crowded rooms.