Nyan cat is one of the first internet memes I remember. He is a sweet animated poptart kitty who flies through space on a rainbow. He also has a 10/10 soundtrack.
Campy plastic purple owl clock. I imagine his eyes and tail moving back and forth to keep time. And the blue sunburst light in the background spinning.
Bedbugs live under your mattress. They wait for you to go to sleep at night and then they raid your fridge for left over baked chicken and nat-light and then they play COD on your xbox360 until morning.
When unicorns indulge in too many sweets they often vomit up copious amounts of partially digested rainbow colored sugary confections.
This was inspired by a trip to petco. I watched a baby chameleon stalk and eat a cricket for about 15 minutes. It was pretty bad ass to watch his prehensile tail and freaky feet in action. I kid you not — they have alien feet.
This is happy doggy Zap. He has a mischievous air about him. He likes to prance around the back yard marking his territory with squirts and little packages. That’s right — he left a package for you on the ol’ rug.
A cat is placed in a steel box along with a Geiger counter, a vial of poison, a hammer, and a radioactive substance. When the radioactive substance decays, the Geiger detects it and triggers the hammer to release the poison, which subsequently kills the cat. The radioactive decay is a random process, and there is no way to predict when it will happen. Physicists say the atom exists in a state known as a superposition—both decayed and not decayed at the same time.
Until the box is opened, an observer doesn’t know whether the cat is alive or dead—because the cat’s fate is intrinsically tied to whether or not the atom has decayed and the cat would, as Schrödinger put it, be “living and dead … in equal parts” until it is observed.
In other words, until the box was opened, the cat’s state is completely unknown and therefore, the cat is considered to be both alive and dead at the same time until it is observed.
Happy sunflower basking in the sun with her bee bro. I like when these happy critters spring up under the bird feeder. It happens because birds are messy eaters. I remember a friend of my father showing me a field of sunflowers when I was a little kid. Thinking back on it — I was looking at a yellow field full of beautiful sturdy thick stemmed solar panels busily producing clean energy. Happy Sunflower cartoon.
In the spirit of cat breading is cat pizzaing. Nothing says meme like poking your cats head through a giant slice of pizza. They love it but it can leave them a bit confused. No cats were harmed in making this meme illustration. I love kitties. <3