This is Hunter Thompson’s Myna Bird Edward. Hunter used to get stoned and traumatize him to get him to perform for his friends. Edward has developed a personality disorder because of the stress of dealing with Hunter. Mynah Birds love small talk. They chatter on incessantly about the weather, Topgear and the life cycle of stars.
Myna Bird Illustration sad.
I love the movie Bolt. It is about a dog coming to terms with the fact that he isn’t a superhero. It is about being humbled by life – something everyone goes through. It is a great buddy adventure movie where bolt has to travel across the US to find his master.
It is impressive how much work and love goes into digitally animated movies. It takes an army of extremely talented people who lovingly craft a movie frame by frame over a period of like 3 to 4 years. Also the people who make the stories and invent the characters have to be great to justify all that work. Mark Walton made Rhino. He is a Disney story guy and he voices Rhino – easily the best comic book – movie – tv geek in movie history. Rhino is a hyper geek who is excited by and just as lovable and deluded as Bolt. He is what people mean when they say fanatic. He lives in a bubble in a trailer in middle america and he thinks the world is as exciting as the shows he watches.
This is a robotic green humming bird. It is a tiny flying robot that buzzes around robot flowers drinking their robot nectar.
This is a giant resin pop art statue. It belongs in front of a billion dollar corporate headquarters in downtown Atlanta. It represents the childlike wonder and joy of dollar store consumerism. As a kid nothing was more fun or thrilling than going to a dollar store on a hot summer morning and walking out with a cool dayglow toy. It was magic. This is an altar to that feeling. It is about the joy and beauty of buying cheap and magical stuff that is made of petroleum products. It is also a doff of the cap to our reptoid overlords and ancestors who made it all possible.
This is an illustration of a cute gray kitty with a bell collar around his neck. I love kitties. They are domesticated but they have a wild streak inside them. It is cool to watch their predator instincts kick in when they are hunting a tiny bug or lizard. They go into a hyper cute ninja mode that is a remnant of their lion ancestors. Bells are like a kitty alarm system to protect our songbird buddies from being eaten. This is one of my favorite animals.
This is a brown rooster with four legs. He was grown in a lab at KFC so that The Colonel can harvest more drumsticks per chicken. I used to have a stuffed chicken that I carried around with me as a kid. His name was Bok Bok.
I love kitties. Part of their charm is that they love you but they are never all-in. They sit with their back to you. They wont let you pet them unless they are in the mood. If you pet them too much they may bite you. They throw up on your floor from time to time and they poop like there is no tomorrow so you spend a good deal of your time scooping poop. This cat’s name is Sandy. She ate some crayons and now she is vomiting a spectrum of wax.
This is a green fish with teeth being fed kitties instead of fish food. His name is Charles the Green. Green means he isn’t experienced. He isn’t quite sure if kitties are real or part of a simulated reality being pulled over his eyes by a mischievous deity. He is pondering the caloric content of sweet fish food kitties and wondering if he should wait for his lexapro withdrawal to finish up before having dinner.
Adam and Eve, according to the creation myth of the Abrahamic religions, were the first man and woman. They are central to the belief that humanity is in essence a single family, with everyone descended from a single pair of original ancestors. It also provides the basis for the doctrines of the fall of man and original sin that are important beliefs in Christianity, although not held in Judaism or Islam.
I love Biblical imagery. It is so surrealistic and creepy. The bible is beautiful and its stories are like regions in our brain installed by Western culture to guide us through the world. But many parts of it are little more than trolling. It is a collection of memes from the 6th Century BCE used to torment and prod. Teehee girls are responsible for original sin. God made them spontaneously bleed as punishment. Umad? Yeah umad.