Bedbugs live under your mattress. They wait for you to go to sleep at night and then they raid your fridge for left over baked chicken and nat-light and then they play Fortnite on your xbox until morning. If you wake up itchy – make sure to get a flashlight and take a look under your mattress. You might find a colony of blood sucking red bugs.
Kat Krazy is a British electronic dance music maker. His soundcloud has a bunch of bunch of great songs. His mascot is a distinctive drunk cartoon cat with his tongue hanging out.
Scottish fold kitties are so cute. I love their tiny ears – it makes them look extra young and kawaii. This is a gray kitty with gray/blue eyes
This is a piggy bank with a silly expression on his face. He has the smug expression of a piggy who has saved up a belly full of quarters.
This is a tipsy penguin wearing a green sierra nevada t-shirt. He likes how beer makes him feel warm, fuzzy and relaxed. When he goes to sleep he has comfortable dreams of swimming in warm clear tropical waters with day glow fishes. When he swims he moves at high speed in large sweeping arcs – with the kind of grace he never has when he waddles around on land sober.
Red Pandas are the cutest animals in the world. They aren’t related to bears though – they are giant fuzzy raccoons but like a panda they eat mainly bamboo and sometimes fruit. I love how expressive their faces are. I wish they could be domesticated but they have some pretty gnarly claws though. I made lots of edits to this guy because he kept turning out angry and depressed.
I love birds. It is amazing that lifeforms have willed themselves into the air via countless years of minute changes by natural selection. Kingfishers have enormous heads and beaks designed to help them catch fish. The look like cartoons.
This is a painting of an angry blue bull. He is mad because he didn’t take his lexapro. He finds himself getting mad for no reason at all. His anger burns in him like an invisible alcohol fire. It chars his insides to a black powdery crisp.
I love listening to birds go off at sunrise in spring. It is like they have been beat down by harsh winter weather and they celebrate the return of warmth and greenery. I live next to a college campus and it is inundated with large old growth trees and songbirds. When I walk outside to go to work I am hit by a deep field of cacophonous echoing happy bird sound that is unlike anything I have heard before. It is like something out of a vast swirling dreamscape where birds are sentient machines and their songs have a secret coded meaning.
I love chameleons. I used to go to the pet store and look at them for hours. I am pretty sure they are aliens. Just look at their feet – those things are not of this world. This is a tiny orange micra chameleon – they are the size of a match-head. Like all chameleons they are from Madagascar.