I love alien kooks – they are some of the most entertaining people on the web. I like to listen to their stories on old Art Bell shows on Youtube. Some of their tales of spooky alien encounters are brilliant. Sometimes I wish an alien would abduct me and show me around their shimmering extraterrestrial world. This is an alien gray with a giant advanced technology blaster gun. He is the alien who visited John Lennon in New York in the 70s. Don’t make him angry or he’ll fire green stuff at you. Pew pew.