Drawn in Illustrator and painted in Photoshop.

This guy lives within the sticky green crud jammed in the ears of unwashed old mortgage brokers. He has a massive problem with medicated q-tips. He hates Mattttt Daaaamon. But he loves Titan AE and NINA Loans. And his favorite dish is fried chicken grease and pool scum on icecream.

This guy’s name is eugene. He is a tech geek who lives at home with his mom and fixes macs for a living. Only problem is that he lives in a tiny town in southern alabama where no one can afford to buy a mac. So he spends most of his day playing online games and screwing with his website.

Lucas is a nasty fellow. He has a fun loving personality but he has severe hygiene issues. He makes a living pan handling on Marta. His goal in life is to land a job as a trademark of a massive multi-national fertilizer corporation and to use that money to move to Kite GA and live out the remainder of his life frog gigging and picking his nose.

This is Zeebu. He is the alien — monster corporate mascot for a cellphone software company in Canada. He is painted in photoshop.