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Monster
Elvis monsters make their living in vegas impersonating the king. They pass most of their free time pelvis dancing and watching “Lilu & Stitch”.
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Poosh the fuzzball is sad because he is misunderstood. Even though he is a deep thinker and quite nimble minded — his fuzzy exterior causes people to take him too lightly. He vows one day to shave, workout and do triathlon. But until that day he is happy to sit at borders on hot summer afternoons , read kids books and listen to his ipod.
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Blue Pug Dragons anger easily. Never bring up money around them and never talk percentages. They will set you on fire and poop on your rug.
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This guy lives within the sticky green crud jammed in the ears of unwashed old mortgage brokers. He has a massive problem with medicated q-tips. He hates Mattttt Daaaamon. But he loves Titan AE and NINA Loans. And his favorite dish is fried chicken grease and pool scum on icecream.
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